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From: <bdi@ha*.co*.au*>
Date: Tue, 27 Aug 1996 21:02:03 +1000
To: "George M. Irvine III" <gmiiii@in*.co*>
Subject: make you sick
Cc: cavers@ge*.co*, techdiver@terra.net
George,

There is a cave diving video doing the rounds 
down this end of the planet which we call "doing
it wrong". It is a documentary made by three 
young divers in New Zealand who have discovered a 
300m deep shaft in a cave and decide they're 
going to break some deep diving records.

When I was lent the video, I was asked to see
how soon I could pick which of the divers die
during the making of this piece of self-induced
misery.

I'm not a cave diver. But after having been
exposed to the WKPP configuration and methods
on techdiver and cavediver, even I could see 
something dreadful was unfolding.

The team leader talks about "having the right 
attitude and the technology" for record-breaking
deep dives. The poor, sorry fucks. They were
diving air.

In 4degC water, their support divers, wear wet-
suits. Which I guess doesn't matter that much 
because they don't even gear up while the deep
team is in the water. One of the support 
divers has a panic attack and is too scared to 
swim out over the shaft. A pathetic sequence 
shows the deep team coaxing her through the 
passages and out over the shaft where she swims, 
overweighted and with bc inflated, with her 
hands. The next time we see her, she has line
tangled round her fin.

The team leader is an authoritative know-nothing 
(stroke?) who's done a pied-piper on the other 
idiots and is leading them merrily to their doom. 
We see him on camera a lot, pontificating about 
individual resonsibility. It isn't hard to
figure why. He is living proof of how dangerous 
a little knowledge can be. He wears one of those 
self-sharpening kitchen knives rubber-banded to 
his forearm, and two tanks bungeed together 
on his back. And those wet-breathing side-
diaphragm oceanic regs. This is for a record 
attempt.

The second diver has a goal. He wants to go 
deep. Really deep. Really really deep.

The third diver of the deep team is one of
those frighteningly optimistic close-call 
artists. A close-up shows him test breathing 
one of his second stages which, because its 
hose comes over his left shoulder, is upside 
down. He has never been deeper than 30 metres 
and never ever should. EVERY time he goes 
into the cave he manages to fuck himself 
over, almost drown, and somehow scramble out 
again. He's as useful as a spare hole in a 
bucket.

On their first 'deep push' the second diver 
(really, really deep) freaks out at 40 metres 
and bolts. Nevertheless he decides to do fifty 
the following day, sixty five the day after, 
seventy five metres after that, etc. I don't 
want to go on. And you don't want to hear 
about it.

George, I admire the intelligence and clarity
with which you've arrived at the ultimate gear
configuration, and the discipline and the 
procedures you have in place which have 
enabled eighty divers to develop skills and 
accomplish things that should be the envy and 
the goal of everyone doing exploratory diving. 
But while I accepted the vehemence with which
you push the 'right way', I never fully 
understood it. Until now.

To watch these young dudes on video - all bright
eyes and ignorance - made me absolutely furious.
I wanted to yell at them; torch their rotten 
gear; beat some sense into their stupid heads; 
anything except watch them kill themselves.

The sorry thing is, If these kiwi kids had been
exposed to your configuration and procedures, I
don't think they would have set such a dreadful 
trap for themselves.

If you like, I will send you a copy of this 
depressing documentary. Not for any prurient 
reason but rather because, no matter how often, 
and in how many ways you WKPP guys present 
and push 'the right way' there seems always to 
be some divers who think 'their' way is
just as valid; and the rules of life and death
somehow don't apply to them.

You might be in a position to get this video 
to them. Because, If they can't get the message 
from having the right way shown, described, and 
hammered into them, over and over, maybe, just 
maybe, they will get the message by seeing the
result of it being done completely and horribly 
wrong.

rgrs             billyw

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