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After a pleasant day of diving in 40F water and 10' vis I get back to the dock to find my car up on blocks. I hitchhiked home and mugged by the 84 year old lady driving the car. I get home to find my wife has not left me and is pregnant. There are no beers in the fridge. I fired up the computer and the hard drive crashed. The battery is dead on the laptop. I rig up a potato battery and download my email, and after digging through the hate-mail from the Canadians, I come to this. TO THIS! I WAS DEPOSED AS THE HEAD COMEDIAN ON TECHDIVER! Well, all I say Phil, is it's lonely at the top. You have to keep producing because the critics are murder. There will always be some young wippersnapper smart-ass coming up with better ways of tormenting the stiffs on this list. Good luck and watch your backsides! >Phil, > >You just bought yourself position number one in my list of funniest email >messages ever received! You bumped Cobb's "8 minutes between door >opening and butt-scratching" post to number two, and Randy Bohrer's "Rod >Long Hair" and G's "IANTD Hillbillies" take positions number 3 and 4, >respectively. I'll be laughing at this one for a long time! Thanks! > >Aloha, >Rich
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