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Under secret contract with the Stone/King "Flying Underwater Cave Killer"
team, the HeyyDude Corporation (a division of the Walt Disney Company) has
developed the new "HeyyDude Saturn V Scooter". 
 
Due to the recent budget cuts at NASA, and in an effort to convert space
technology to civilian uses, HeyyDude Corp. has acquired several F-1
engines left over from the Apollo Program. 
 
Working closely with Farb Advanced Retrofitted Technologies, we developed a
scooter that when properly filled with liquid Oxygen and Kerosine, can
achieve maximum thrust and underwater speeds in excess of 14,000 knots, all
the while, producing enough exhaust to completely fill a cave with
breathable air, so that divers no longer must set stage bottles along their
path.  Once the end of the line is reached, and the divers have safely
bailed from the scooter, they simply put on their Reeboks and walk out. 
 
This new technology is now available to YOU, the novice cave explorer! 
Though a special ONE TIME OFFER, you too can own your own "Saturn V
Scooter"!! 
 
Here are some testimonials: 
 
"Oh my god!  You've put me out of business!!" 
Bill Gavin, upon seeing the Saturn V for the first time 
 
"HeyyDude is a genius!  I wish I was just like him!!" 
Noted deep diver, Roderick Farb 
 
"Only a total and complete Stroke would dive with anything else!" 
George Irvine III, WKPP team leader 
 
"Can you put a fish collection net on it?" 
Richard Pyle, noted fish finder. 
 
Yes, you too can be the first on your block with this modern miracle of
science and technology!  Order now!  Operators are standing by! 
 
Yes!  I want to fly like the wind underwater!  Ship me my Saturn V scooter
today! 
 
Visa/MC/Amex accepted. 
 
Sorry, no COD orders.  No shipment to Iowa, Nebraska, or Kansas (what do
they know about caves, anyway?) 
 
HeyyDude 
President 
HeyyDude Corporation. 
 

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