After spending about $20,000,000 on AOL charges in the last few months just to read why butt-mounted square lights are the choice of WKPP divers, I've decided to copy my partner, John, and save my money by signing onto Pipeline as my internet provider. I'll still be "HeyyDude" at AOL, but now will just use that account to try and coax 50 yr. old bored housewives into long sessions of hot cybersex... With the money I save, I think I'm going to go out and buy me a big DiveRite Reel, triple 120's for my back, a Voit "Mike Nelson" model scooter, and 20 miles of kite string and go show those boys in South Florida how a 'Pedro boy lays line... I am now "heyydude@pi*.co*" Thank you for your attention. You may now return to spanking your monkey. Kevin.
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