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Heyy Bernie,

You're at 160.  The god damned 1st stage on your tank goes kablooie.  You're
on the bottom filming some kind of rare, ass-biting shark, so you've taken
most of the air out of your BC.  (And Hell, Yeah, you went deep-air - the
sum-bitch shark decided to bite the ass off of an even rarer "two-headed
Johnson snatcher" and you want to beat Howard to the film festival with
it...).

You now got a long way to swim, bucko...

So, how is John's question a joke?

Considering all the other shit they sell for safety (I know, 'cause if you've
read any of my posts, you know I wear it all, including the "Farb/Irvine
Underwater Helicopter Rescue Device") - it seems to me that this isn't such a
stupid idea after all.  

Were any of us in that situation, we'd give our left 'nad for something,
ANYTHING to get us to the surface, bent or not.

And by the way - the scenario that John suggested wouldn't happen to him,
since he stopped having Keet work on his regs...

Just my 2 cents worth.

Kevin.
HeyyDude

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