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Carl- I got home today at 7:14 pm, walked to the door and pulled out my key ring. I found the brass key with the triangular head and inserted into the lock and turned the knob and walked inside the door. Once in I closed the door and checked the wash stand for new mail. Finding no mail I turned into the kitchen towards the fridge. I opened the fridge and grabbed a cold one (34C) from a cheap six. The six cost $4.32, which works out to about .72c a can . Downing half of it in one gulp, I let out a long and sonorous belch. After that I walked up the stairs, pausing about half-way to scratch my butt. It was now 7:32 pm, so about 18 minutes between door entry and butt scratching. Upon reaching the top of the stairs I finished off the beer and crushed the can on my forehead. Tossing the can into my Kmart rectangular (sorry george) garbage can which I picked up for $1.49 after passing up a kitchen-sized unit due to the fact that once full, it would be a bitch to carry the huge bags all the way down to the garage. I punched the "on" button on my hopped-up Quadra AV and let it download my daily email. After changing into a pair of stained grey sweats and a red and green rugby shirt, I grasped the mouse in my right hand and proceeded to peruse the mail. There was 48 messages. After reading Georges' posts first, after all it was a rough day and I needed some entertainment, I came across your excruciatingly detailed post. Although bursting with interesting infomation, it was generally over burdened with spectacularly mundane detail which caused me to pass out. When my head hit the keyboard the letters B and N are now imprinted on my forehead right above the space-bar divot. Can't wait for your second installment - Jim
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