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Date: Fri, 07 Apr 2000 06:34:29 -0400
From: trey@ne*.co* (Trey)
To: Dustin Steamboast Big Time Clesi <steamboat@is*.ne*>
CC: cavers@cavers.com, techdiver <techdiver@aq*.co*>
Subject: Reality Sucks for the "old timers"
Dustin, you "old timers" ( read "never beens", "has beens", "never will
bes" ) never cease to amaze me: for the last ten years I have listened
to you pathetic weenies brag about your pitiful little cave dives, I
have listened to you tell me my scooters are "toys", I have listened to
you tell me that "you were doing it before I was", and I have watched
all of you go noplace fast while I have been out there "doing it" and
you have been crying about it.

 What is wrong with this picture? Who am I to tell you how to DIR when
you have been DIW for so long, is that the problem? Are we a little
jealous that after all of those years of bullshit that the real thing
makes you look like Big Bird by way of conmparison? The fact is that
this is EXACTLY the problem - you look like mooks next to any WKPP setup
dive, forget the real thing - you can not exactly hold court and brag
about your 100 feet of line in Diepolder when we routinely smoke cave
10-18 THOUSAND feet into systems 300 feet deep and do it efficiently and
quickly. Makes you "old timers" all look pretty lame in the bragging
rights department.

 It is pretty shallow bullshit when you tell me that all of you big time
super divers could do it if you were allowed when I have to add line in
these systems that all of you had your chances at just to put down my
first stage bottle, and the Great Tech Hope of Cave Diving, the USDCT,
took 90 freaking days to make it as far as Ted Cole, John Rose, and
Chris Werner went Saturday to set up me and Jablsonki. Why is it that
after all of you big timers did your thing I was able to add line on
EVERY dive I EVER did in Leon Sinks since 1991? Hello? Why is it that
everyone has had a shot at WKPP diving and the ones that are consitently
doing it are the only left standing? Give it a try, big mouth, and find
out why - talking about diving is easy, doing it seems to be a lttle bit
more scarce in your circle , and the fact is you do not know how, and
could not physically handle it.

 Why do I have to listen to you dorks who do nothing comment on things
you do not understand and can not do? Why is it that my "certification"
date is of utmost importance to guys like you and Tom Mouth when neither
one of you - or anyone else in the fucking world for that matter- have
ever done what I have done and have been doing for those ten years?
Maybe it is a little easier than you swaggering "experts" have been
telling eveyone, even though you can not do it ( and have not done it )
yourselves. 

 Hello, earth to "old timers" - the reality is that you do not want to
admit that this is a piece of cake hobby for me and for anyone else who
DIR's, and an impossible nightmare for the "old timers" , who have
proven this to be true, while I have proven my side and have the track
record to prove it and the many , many divers who prove our system works
for them as well, not just for me. All of you have the same Modus
Operadi : 1) do nothing, 2) quit, and 3) then lie about it.

 You guys are pissed that I will not hold hands with your little boy's
club and "show you respect". You deserve none for anything. Grow a dick,
asshole, and quit complaining about me to anyone who will listen. Either
get out there and show me how it is done, or shut the hell up. Getting
on here and quoting Gilaim or making references to my use of cocaine or
alchohol ( forget that this was 16 years ago and that you can NOT say
the same about drugs or alchohol, asswipe ) will not erase the fact that
I have outgunned you completely and totally since day one, and can do so
in any aspect what so ever .  And then as for threatening me in email be
aware that sooner or later I will catch you outside of your little dive
shop and that threat will have you pissing in your little pink panties.

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