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In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started
massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front
turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you
were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help
practicing my art!"
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for
the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"
@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@##@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed
couple wanted to join a church. The Pastor said, "We have special
requirements for new parishoners. You must abstain from having sex for two
weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The
pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from
sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able
to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week
was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple
of nights but, yes we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!"
said the pastor.
The pastor went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to
abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, were were not able to go
without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What
Happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took
advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our
church," stated the pastor.
"We Know." said the young man, "We're not welcome at Winn-Dixie >>
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From: TeacherIra@ao*.co*
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Subject: Fwd: A few Quick ones
Date: Sat, 6 Jun 1998 08:14:52 EDT
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In a message dated 6/5/98 12:44:51 PM Eastern Daylight Time, MGeorge678
writes:
<<
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started
massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front
turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you
were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help
practicing my art!"
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for
the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"
@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@##@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed
couple wanted to join a church. The Pastor said, "We have special
requirements for new parishoners. You must abstain from having sex for two
weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The
pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from
sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able
to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week
was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple
of nights but, yes we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!"
said the pastor.
The pastor went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to
abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, were were not able to go
without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What
Happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took
advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our
church," stated the pastor.
"We Know." said the young man, "We're not welcome at Winn-Dixie anymore
either."
>>
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From: MGeorge678@ao*.co*
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To: TeacherIra@ao*.co*
Subject: Fwd: A few Quick ones
Date: Fri, 5 Jun 1998 12:44:51 EDT
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enjoy Mike
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To: MGeorge678@ao*.co*
Subject: Fwd: A few Quick ones
Date: Thu, 4 Jun 1998 14:02:14 EDT
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Subject: A few Quick ones
Date: Sun, 10 May 1998 03:38:33 EDT
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In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started
massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front
turned and snarled, "Just what the hell you are doing?"
"Well," said the guy, "you see, I'm a chiropractor and I could see that you
were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can't help
practicing my art!"
"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!" the guy replied. "I work for the
IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"
@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@##@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@#@
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young newlywed
couple wanted to join a church. The Pastor said, "We have special
requirements for new parishoners. You must abstain from having sex for two
weeks." The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The
pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from
sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all Pastor."
"Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able
to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week
was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a couple
of nights but, yes we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!"
said the pastor.
The pastor went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able to
abstain from sex for two weeks?" "No Pastor, were were not able to go
without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What
Happened?" inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took
advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our
church," stated the pastor.
"We Know." said the young man, "We're not welcome at Winn-Dixie anymore
either."
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