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The transformer George speaks of, is a hideous, ugly, obnoxiuos former male-but now "somewhat female...", that has been going out on tek dives for several years now. Its face is shaped something like a New England Wreck Diver's rear end, and its butt looks like it belongs to a sloppy construction worker. It has a pot belly and "tits"! (you have know idea how much it hurt to imagine this in order to descibe it) Each time it gets on the boat, we all threaten the captain that if its allowed to come aboard again, we will all leave. So the transformer gets banned on one boat, only to find us on another, where it then tries to "glob on" like some dog shit stuck on your shoe. The transformer is at least as unsafe in the water as it is hideous. If it smiles at you with its rotting snaggleteeth, you will be seasick regardless of how many triptones you took. If you are unfortunate enough to be in front of it when it decides to undress after diving, to get into street clothes, you may be scarred for life, and end up foaming at the mouth with anger at the world for allowing something this disgusting to exist. But then, you might be even better prepared for discussions on the tech diver list!!! Dan Volker SOUTH FLORIDA DIVE JOURNAL http://www.florida.net/scuba/dive 407-683-3592
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