JT did *that*! I find that so horribly disgusting I want to puke. 
Joking about a woman's use of Depends is the lowest of the low...

The fact that females don't have a swinging johnson to glue a external 
catheter is no joking matter. A female lack of a heat seeking moisture 
missile is absolutely no reason to make jokes.

The burden of not having a trouser trout to relieve yourself is a heavy 
one. And the concept of not being able to just reach down and grab 
ahold of your schwanz, whip it out and feel the heady relief of your 
bladder draining over the side of the boat just about makes me want to 
cry.

So  you guys with your rumpleforeskins, wangers, uncle wigglys, 
tallywackers, pocket perches, pool cues, crotch cobras, girl-o-meters 
and little german soldiers need to refrain from making fun of our poor, 
deprived females who have to resort to something as horrible as Depends.

We need to understand that having a cherry picker, john thomas, 
knobber, mister happy, skin flute, etc. must refrain from making fun of 
the fairer sex especially considering of where we'd have to stick our 
woodys, wieners and one-eyed wonder worms if females *did* have one.

But to be fair, the Cappy *did* explain in the pre-trip briefing that 
you must not put anything into the head unless it has previously passed 
through a digestive tract, so he did have a legal basis for complaint.

But nonetheless, I now disassociate myself from this, this pervert, who 
cannot keep his pants on under most circumstances.

I personally have seen this pervert in question have people of BOTH 
sexes bent over cars, chairs, railings, you name it, with both hand on 
their hips. I will leave the rest to your imagination...

I will now use the Frying Fish as my ONLY conveyance to the dive sites. 
Austin, that is a good move.

    Jim

On Saturday, April 5, 2003, at 03:56  PM, austin t. wrote:

> Capt.
> You may or may not remember me. I had the mispleasure of being on the 
> Miss Lauran when you were Capt. Although you have much more experience 
> your arrogance is more than I care for and I have chosen to dive off 
> my regular choice the Flying Fish.
> I found it very distasteful in the way you and your friends 
> fraternized with a couple on board over her clogging up the head with 
> depends. Put that on your resume.
>
>
> Austin
>
>
> Original message attached.
> <MESSAGE.HTML>

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