On 8/16/02 9:49 PM, "Capt JT" <captjt@mi*.co*> wrote:

> Joel, you said a whole lot of nothing, cave diving is for guys who get
> seasick or don't live close enough to the ocean. The fact is I exposed how
> everyone got screwed with a cheap clutch in their scooters, while the guy
> who sold them doesn't even use that clutch in the scooters he uses on his
> real dives.
> 
> Guys like you are so blind, you have to side with him or you have to admit
> he fucked you. Grow some balls.....
> 
> If you got a Gavin with a plastic clutch then you got fucked, if you paid
> that fucker for a new clutch like the one he uses, then you believe you
> should have always had it and didn't know it until I exposed it, then you
> let him fuck you again.
> 
> The old saying is "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me".
> 
> Joel, I do think you can be saved....... there is an operation to get you
> removed off his ass, there has been some success and I've heard recovery
> time is very fast........

Dear Capt Dateline,

(Does anyone else find it funny that a clutch has got this guy obsessing
about dicks and asses?)

Exactly who are you arguing with? You seem to have zero reading skills. You
don't pay any attention to what anyone says. You have this obscure goal and
you're headed for it. You miss the point on nearly every post you respond
to. I don't own a Gavin. I wasn't certified by GUE. I'm not on the WKPP team
and never have been. I do sometimes comment on stupidity: ergo, I'm talking
to you.

Some people have a body of evidence and they examine it to arrive at a
conclusion. You have a conclusion and you're out scaring up evidence to
support it . . . as long as it has large testicles.

Capt Pecker speaks:

> cave diving is for guys who get seasick or don't live close enough to the
> ocean.

> he fucked you. Grow some balls.....

Let's see:

"Screwed," "fucked," "balls," "fucked," "fucker," "fuck," "ass."

Quite the vocabulary you have there. You and Ivanic should get married.

So you're focused on dicks, big brass balls and asses and who's fucking who.
You sound exactly like another of the many loudmouthed poster children for
what's wrong with tech diving and most so-called "extreme" sports: all balls
and no brains. 

Uh oh, I said the "b" word . . . brains. Forget I said it.

Here, I'll write your next post for you:

"You dickless, ball-licking, butt-fucking, fuck of a butt-fuck,
teensy-balled, shameful twice-the-fool of a hairy-assed, George fucker
(strain . . . strain) Bonine-popping, peckerless, cave diving, Gavin-riding,
rectal clutching, ocean diver screwing, hairless scrotum, salad-tossing,
DIR-loving, anal intercourse riding, cheap ass-licking, plastic pecker
fool."

Translation: "I'm a pathetic whiner who got pissed about some plastic part,
and decided to whine online instead of calling the maker and asking for help
because I think that would make me a girly-man."

 . . . or words to that effect.

You crack me up.

JoeL

PS---As you are testicularly obsessed, using the Edmund Industrial Optics
Desktop Laser Scan Micrometer, just exactly how big are your testicles? If
we did due diligence on calibrating the optics I think we could settle this
once and for all. Although any good quality micrometer would serve, the
Edmunds' versatility "allows inspection of small, high temperature, or
fragile workpieces even if they are in motion or vibrating. Using the
simultaneous (dual-program) measurement, two items may be measured at once."
Perfect for this purpose.


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