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Since I am too fat to dive and I have proudly announced my inept stupidity to
the world I have decided to market my own line of dive gear to accommodate
the morbidly obese diver.
COBB THE SLOB LTD. PROUDLY ANNOUNCES ITS FIRST PRODUCT!!!!
THE COBBWINDER!
The original slobbwinder was designed for fat slobs who can't reach their
valves.
NOW!!! THE NEW IMPROVED COBBWINDER controls all three valves and is
named after the self proclaimed expert and fat slob, JIM COBB. The
COBBWINDER is US made of stainless 440 steel cable so when you decide you are
totally worthless because you failed out of a DIR fundamentals course you can
use it to hang yourself WHILE STILL WEARING YOUR DOUBLES from the highest
tree around without fear of the cable snapping under your tremendous weight!
Now you can stop blaming your constrictive drysuit instead of your obesity.
Get the new "COBBWINDER" today! ACT NOW for BONUS McDonald's and Pizza Hut
Coupons!!! Pack on the pounds!
***Coupon offer void where prohibited.
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