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From: "Michael Barnette" <aocfishman@ho*.co*>
To: captjt@mi*.co*, cobber@ci*.co*, vbtech@ci*.co*,
     techdiver@aquanaut.com
Cc: dwiden@co*.ne*
Subject: Re: Last weekend's accident at Little River - newspaper report
Date: Fri, 22 Feb 2002 17:37:47
>Truth is there is some confusion here and the fact that you were
>trying to keep it under wraps spells something.

Where is the confusion?  You are the only one confused.  I know the details. 
  You are as obtuse as they come.  There was nothing being kept under wraps.

>The fact is you beat your chest every chance you get and I have told to
>stop posting  those clean trip reports.

They are clean reports for a reason.  Sorry that disturbs you so much.  I 
just post the dive reports as I love to dive and love wrecks.  Many people 
notice I leave out a lot of the details such as gasses, times, etc. as I 
find that boring.  How is it chest-beating?  Please review my dive reports 
and pick out what you have construed as "chest beating."  Furthermore, you 
telling me to do anything is a joke.  What, are you my dad?

>Now it has bite you in the ass and
>your ego can't take it.

I don't have an ego and you keep throwing that at me trying to illicit a 
response.  Try something else.

>...... If it was not a NOAA dive then why is there a NOAA
>report.

You are dumb as the come, aren't you?  I am a NOAA Working Diver.  However, 
this was a non-duty dive.  However, when there is an incident with NOAA 
personnel (such as myself), it behooves you to file an incident report, in 
order to notify the NDP of any potential change of your dive status.  This 
goes beyond diving.  If I had a major operation, had a car crash that 
impairs me, I would also have to file a report indicating how it affects my 
diving status.  I also did this as I was sure they would be interested in 
learning about this incident.

Listen, I am tired of this nonsense.  You are a waste of my time.  In order 
to stop all of this silliness, for the record:

I am the worst diver any of you have ever seen;
I am terribly unsafe;
I lie in all my trip reports;
I get bent on all my dives;
I get frequent flier miles in the local chamber;
I am a hoover;
I know who shot JFK (but am covering that up, too);
I rape wrecks;
I kan't spell korectly;
I am a Democrat (no, really);
I am a HFS;
I use drugs all the time (but don't inhale);
I beat my girlfriend;
I am gay;
I am farm-animal stupid;
I am a nazi;
I kick cats and dogs around; and
I don't give a shit what any of you think about me.

Gee, ya got me JT.  Now, since I have covered all the bases and you really 
have nothing left to criticize about me, piss off.  Again, you have been one 
huge waste of time.

Coochie-coo,
Mike



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