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This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0012_01C1AD9E.8F3C0D40 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable It's been a real slow day, so... George said: Sorry , asshole, I don' t care enough about going diving to do that. I = sit on the boat if I feel anything is not the way I want it, and I have = driven the 462 miles to Tallahassee and put my gear back in the van and = done home without diving, on many occasions, when I did not like the = situation. Translation (Olde English): Apologies, minion- I care not to put my life in peril by dancing with = fools in exchange for empty trinkets. Forsooth, more than a few journeys = to the kingdom of Tallas has left me dry when my knights of support = council me of the dark trechery that lies beneath, causing me to burden = my steeds and return forthwith to the gates of Lauderdale. =20 You fucking little strokes can yap all you want, but what I say and what = I do are a perfect match. What my friends do does not change that, no = matter how hard you try. You post below remains idiotic bullshit.=20 Take no council in the distant baying of sheep, yea, be stalwart in your = words and deeds without regard to the blasphemous ways of others, for = even thou scribe is inked with dung. =20 When any of you can match my contribution or my track record, speak up. = If you want to be patted on the head for being a moron, post to rec = scuba where nobody knows any better. Dost any man throwest thy gauntlet in mine presence? I think not, for to = joust would by folly. Nay, takest thou wimpering and be gone to the = lands of Branford or the seas of Doria! =20 This is supposed to be a tech list, not an assholes in the dive business = and strokes in line to see the Wizard list. Most of you are textbook = Wizard seekers. Get in line behind the Lion, the Tin Man, and the = Scarecrow, and see if the Wiz will give you that set of balls that you = so desperately seek, rather than trying to find them in doing stupid = things in the water and looking for validation for doing so. This is no council for jesters and knaves, nor merchants lacking credit. = Seek ye instead the wisdom of Merlin and necromancers and alchemist, = for they shall lead you through smoke to the looking glass where your = true self shall be revealed. This is a wiser path than to tred unclothed = in the presence of dragons. C. ------=_NextPart_000_0012_01C1AD9E.8F3C0D40 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META content=3D"text/html; charset=3Diso-8859-1" = http-equiv=3DContent-Type> <META content=3D"MSHTML 5.00.2614.3500" name=3DGENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=3D#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D2> <DIV style=3D"BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: = black"></DIV> <DIV>It's been a real slow day, so...</DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV>George said:</DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002><FONT color=3D#0000ff face=3DArial = size=3D2>Sorry=20 , asshole, I don' t care enough about going diving to do that. I sit on = the boat=20 if I feel anything is not the way I want it, and I have driven the 462 = miles to=20 Tallahassee and put my gear back in the van and done home without = diving, on=20 many occasions, when I did not like the situation.</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002>Translation (<SPAN=20 class=3D865464411-01022002>Olde English</SPAN>):</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002>Apologies, minion- I care not to = put my life=20 in peril by dancing with fools in exchange for empty trinkets. Forsooth, = more=20 than a few journeys to the kingdom of Tallas has left me dry when my = knights of=20 support council me of the dark trechery that lies beneath, causing me to = burden=20 my steeds and return forthwith to the gates of Lauderdale.</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002><FONT color=3D#0000ff=20 size=3D2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002><FONT color=3D#0000ff face=3DArial = size=3D2>You=20 fucking little strokes can yap all you want, but what I say and what I = do are a=20 perfect match. What my friends do does not change that, no matter how = hard you=20 try. You post below remains idiotic bullshit. </FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002>Take no council in the distant = baying of=20 sheep, yea, be stalwart in your words and deeds without regard to the=20 blasphemous ways of others, for even thou scribe is inked with=20 dung.</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002><FONT color=3D#0000ff=20 size=3D2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002><FONT color=3D#0000ff face=3DArial = size=3D2>When=20 any of you can match my contribution or my track record, speak up. If = you want=20 to be patted on the head for being a moron, post to rec scuba where = nobody knows=20 any better.</FONT></SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002>Dost any man throwest thy gauntlet = in mine=20 presence? I think not, for to joust would by folly. Nay, takest thou = wimpering=20 and be gone to the lands of Branford or the seas of = Doria!</SPAN></DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002><FONT color=3D#0000ff=20 size=3D2></FONT></SPAN> </DIV> <DIV><SPAN class=3D865464411-01022002><FONT color=3D#0000ff face=3DArial = size=3D2>This=20 is supposed to be a tech list, not an assholes in the dive business and = strokes=20 in line to see the Wizard list. Most of you are textbook Wizard seekers. = Get in=20 line behind the Lion, the Tin Man, and the Scarecrow, and see if the Wiz = will=20 give you that set of balls that you so desperately seek, rather than = trying to=20 find them in doing stupid things in the water and looking for validation = for=20 doing so.</FONT></SPAN></DIV></FONT></DIV> <DIV> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D2>This is no council = for jesters and=20 knaves, nor merchants lacking credit. Seek ye instead the wisdom of = Merlin=20 and necromancers and alchemist, for they shall lead you through = smoke to=20 the looking glass where your true self shall be revealed. This is a = wiser path=20 than to tred unclothed in the presence of dragons.</FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face=3D"Comic Sans MS" = size=3D2>C.<BR></DIV></FONT></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_0012_01C1AD9E.8F3C0D40-- -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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