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I'm sorry, I just had to come out of lurking mode to comment on this. This had me laughing so hard I was crying. I've been reading this moron's posts for almost a year now and even this newbie can see that Dr. Black has no clue. Chuck R >From: "Scott" <scottk@nw*.co*> >Reply-To: <scottk@nw*.co*> >To: <billy@v3*.co*.au*>, <techdiver@aquanaut.com> >Subject: RE: The Best of Dr. Michael J. Black >Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 07:10:26 -0700 > > > -----Original Message----- > > From: billy@v3*.co*.au* [mailto:billy@v3*.co*.au*] > > Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2001 12:04 AM > > To: techdiver@aquanaut.com > > Subject: The Best of Dr. Michael J. Black > ><snip> > > > Someone might like to post this list over on rec.scuba as well. I > > believe the doctore has been known to leave snail-trails of > > ignorance and dangerous misadvice over there too. > >No, actually he has been blissfully gone from rec.scuba since the demise of >deja. >One would find it easy to accept that he isn't smart enough to figure out >how to use >public servers. > >But I did find this. This was written in response to Black attempt at >flaming Randy Milak, >where Black decided trimix was needed for a 60 foot lake dive: > > >Black, you are an idiot. Only *you* would make a post as stupid as the one >you just posted, especially in the face of what Randy posted to you. > >*You* telling Randy to pay attention, now *that's* a knee slapper!!! > >Lets see, that would be an END of, um, er, ahhh, sixty feet!!!! If you >would >quit smoking so much dope before you dive, you wouldn't have to deal with >narcosis at 60 feet. Or have you and Gilliam been up to some secret >Experimentation? Perhaps a combination of beer, pot, and nitrous oxide in >your breathing gas? > >Moron!!! The ideal gas at 60 feet, cost or not, would be 36% OEA. >Basically, >a no deco limit dive, and you could bail to the surface at any point and >probably not get hit. > >Decoplanner says you would have a 120 minute bottom time, with a 6 minute >stop at 20fsw. Do you and your pony carry enough gas to pull off a 120 >minute dive? No, then I guess you would have a no deco time a lot longer >than your gas supply would last. Wayyyy longer than your brain supply would >last. And you wouldn't even have to, and again I quote you, "carry 40% in >your pony in case an unplanned decompression profile develops." > >Just to entertain your blissful ignorance, if you were to use 36/50 trimix, >you would have a 42-minute stop at 20 fsw, for a bottom time of 120 >minutes. >36/33 would give us a 20 fsw for 16 stop. > >Is the picture starting to form yet? Feel any tingles of realization? (I >doubt it!) > >I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. >Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the >stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are >trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that >even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid at zero degrees Kelvin. Stupid >gotten so dense that no intellect can escape kind of stupid. Singularity >stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on the warm side of Mercury stupid. You >emit >more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar >stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really >be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original >big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by >anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. > >The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away >most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say >anything. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, >spell, >dive, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary >skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has >an >easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" >persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known >that this was your case, then I would have never read your post. It just >wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicapped space. I >wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem >to be placing such a demand on you (like passing gas, for instance). > >We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters >will >eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Michael >J. >Black, MD, and his Internet escapades, we know this is not true. > >If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to ride a piss ants >motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio. If brains were intestinal >methane, you wouldn't have enough to do a one-cheek sneak. If brains were >dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose. Stick your head in your floppy drive >and type "Format a:". Your intelligence is a Kronecker delta function which >spikes at the value "moron". You are too stupid to live. Go down to the >glue >factory, where they dispose of old horses, and volunteer to be disposed of. > >There is too much chlorine in your gene pool. There is a remarkably high >probability that the only reason you were born, was because the drugstores >were closed on Sunday. Did your parents have any children that survived? >Did >your parents survive? Have they been fully prosecuted for bringing you into >this world? > >You are unacquainted with net use rules and etiquette, and you are probably >in the running for a Darwin Award. You have all of the charm of an >ambulance-chasing pettifogger, all of the wit of a 13-year old Mongoloid >child, all of the subtlety of a used car salesman, all the humor of an open >mass grave, and all of the intellectual depth of a cocaine-addicted carnie. >One of these days, someone is gonna grab you by the ears, and pull you on >like a sock. > >Scott > >-- >Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. >Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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