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From: "Nigel Needham" <niggs@gl*.co*.uk*>
To: "scuba-uk" <scuba-uk@dr*.ne*>
Cc: "Techdiver" <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Subject: Re: long hose eviction
Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2000 09:51:43 +0100
From Les Maddams  (to Nige Needham, by phone)

Hi all,
I don't normally take the time to enter into discussions on forums, but on
this occasion I need to make an exception.

It so happens that on the day in question I arrived at the shop halfway
through the dissagreement. From what I heard and saw, at best I can say Tims
comments have been exaggerated and certain points missed out, and at worst
there are some downright lies.

As background information there appears to be the usual political power
struggle at one of the clubs which runs from Mikes WW in East Grinstead.
A couple of divers are apparently trying to convince club members to go DIR,
and are upsetting other members and the shop where the 'wrong' kit has been
purchased.

I am not a member of this club but do most of their technical courses, I
have my own opinions on DIR but I keep these to myself,  I would never say
to divers 'You must do it my way or your a stroke'.  OK so I'm a stroke, and
so are many other well respected divers and guess what, I dont care.

My theory is, if something works for you use it, if it doesn't look for
advice and change it.
If a long hose on a primary wrapped round his neck works for Tim then great,
there are divers in my club who would agree with him, but there are also
those who wouldn't.

All I can suggest is that you don't get drawn into a private arguement
between divers, one of which appears to be trying to score brownie points
with George.

For the record Stuart is a very experienced diver who doesn't like to be
called a w*****r in his own shop in front of other customers. Furthermore if
he's got the strength to throw a twinset across a room I wouldn't argue with
him any way!!!

Regards to all

Les



----- Original Message -----
From: IB2 <ian@ca*.fr*.co*.uk*>
To: Scuba UK <scuba-uk@dr*.ne*>
Sent: 14 October 2000 08:08
Subject: Fw: long hose eviction - From Techdiver



The following post appeared on Techdiver yesterday. It never seems to amaze
me how people will try to justify their point of view with "reasons" instead
of simply trying or agreeing to differ. Still it saves me the trounble of
visiting East Grinstead to see if the shop is any good, I'll just stick to
my local dive store.

Ian.

Never underestimate the power of stupidity.

-----Original Message-----
From: tim humphrey <tim@hu*.ne*>
To: Tech Diver <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Date: 13 October 2000 13:41
Subject: long hose eviction


Dear List,

Below please find a copy of a mail I sent to George earlier in the week. It
just goes to show the sacrifices necessary to follow the DIR disciplines. At
Georges request I can now inform the list the guys name is Stuart Taylor and
he is a partner in the Mikes Waterfront Warehouse franchise at East
Grinstead, UK.


George,

I posted a question last month re: weightbelts which you were kind enough to
answer at some length, for which I thank you heartily. I thought you might
be interested, and probably amused at the events which took place at my
local dive shop last saturday. I have not named the shop, nor have I posted
to the list, but would do both if you so wished.

This season I have been in the process of converting to DIR and as a result
have been breathing the long hose on my primary for some months, however my
regulators have not been up to scratch so I decided to buy an Apex 40 for my
primary reg and convert my existing primary - a Spiro Artic - to my back-up.
Off I went to my dive shop, complete with both sets of regs, to get the new
reg fitted immediately to be ready to dive on Sunday.

I arrived at the shop and put my regs on the bench at which point one of the
co-owners came past and saw my regs, "What's this pile of crap! Why have you
got your primary reg on your back-up hose?" One of my colleagues intervened
at this point and explained that I dive my primary on my long hose. "You
must be mad! What are you going to do, wrap it round your neck and strangle
yourself? Your gas consumption will soar. What are you going to donate to
your buddy in an out of air situation?" When I explained my gas consumption
had actually improved after adopting the long hose and that I would happily
donate the regulator from my mouth the guy hit the roof. "I'm an engineer
and I'm telling you it is physically impossible for your consumption to do
anything but worsen and markedly so!!"

The decibels were rising all the time. "If you're going to donate the reg
from out of your mouth then you are an accident waiting to happen, your
dangerous and a bloody liability. What are you going to breath??" I tried to
explain but it was pointless, the guy was just not listening. "Where did you
get all this from? Not that wanker on the internet." I said, yes that's
right, the same wanker with all the world records for deep and long
penetration dives and cave dives,the same wanker who has forgotten more
about diving than you will ever know, and the same wanker who has done more
diving than you will ever do if you dive every day for the rest of your
life, yes, that's the guy. Tempers were now getting fraught on both sides!

You know the sad thing? He doesn't know anything about you other than what
he has heard from other people, as, by his own admission, he does not use
the internet. Anyway it was at this point he told me to "Fuck-off out of my
shop". Bear in mind I had gone there to spend over £200. "And take this with
you!!" he shouted, picking up my twin set. By now I was getting mad and told
him, in no uncertain words, to put my set down, at which point he promptly
threw it across the floor. It was then eye-ball to eye-ball stuff. What can
you do with arsehole like that?

You have to laugh. And all this for taking your advice and breathing the
long hose. You see the trouble you get us in lads into!! Will I be put off?
Will I hell. Will I be using that shop again? No chance!!

Hope this has kept you entertained.

All the best,

Tim

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