Perry

You were right,  "Boat Monkey" it is. The email address "Ussfriel@ao*.co*"
is for one Chris Friel, a crewman on the ... wait for it ...... Wahoo. I was
checking out the abysmal English, spelling, punctuation and grammar on their
web page and noticed the address on the crew page. 

I suppose we can at least be glad that the internet has been responsible for
exposing the banjo on porch brigade to the joys of the wider world. Why how
else could he have got to offer to fly someone living on the other side of
the world all the way to New England to go diving. Ah yeah I get it now, he
didn't realise that there was a big wide world out there beyond the back
porch and the bayous of Florida where he no doubt assumed I lived. 

Hey Chris

Where is the confirmation of my trip details? Didn't you say: "One last time
pussy (Steve)I will pay for your whole trip, come to the North-East; this is
a public announcement to the list". I'm waiting.

Regards
Steve Bliim

-----Original Message-----
From: Steven Bliim [mailto:Steven.Bliim@Mc*.co*.au*]
Sent: Monday, 14 August 2000 15:07
To: 'perry@di*.co*'; ; techdiver@aquanaut.com
Cc: sunshinestewart@ho*.op*.co*; MPramas@gc*.co*;
MArguin@Di*.co*
Subject: RE: Steve Bliim! come to the North East!


Perry

Much as I would dearly love to dive the wrecks located in the NE of the USA,
I suspect that you are 100% correct. I would be prepared to forego such a
trip at the "boat monkey's" expense to allow remedial English lessons or
even , God forbid, lessons in reasoned argument and logic.
Shame really because I think that the money would be better spent
transporting me to dive the said wrecks - more bang for the buck so to
speak.

Regards
Steve

-----Original Message-----
From: Perry Armor [mailto:perry@di*.co*]
Sent: Monday, 14 August 2000 14:13
To: Steven Bliim; Ussfriel@ao*.co*; techdiver@aquanaut.com
Cc: sunshinestewart@ho*.op*.co*; MPramas@gc*.co*;
MArguin@Di*.co*
Subject: RE: Steve Bliim! come to the North East!


Steven,

  Not to be one to interfere with your eagerly anticipated travel plans, but
I think your "USSfriel" benefactor should perhaps spend his/her money on
something that might be more beneficial, such as an education.  The post is
so riddled with improper English, misspellings, and poor usage that I
thought this person must be from an area where most everybody sits on the
porch playing the banjo, if you get my drift...  Apparently, this person
appears to be from the Northeastern US, where I lived for a bit long ago.
As I recall, nobody there that had any neural activity greater than that of
an amoeba used terms like "appologize", "fagot", "Brake" (except for
something entirely different), "pussy's", etc.

  I would wager that the person who composed this tribute to the rigors of
NE diving must be what George refers to as a "Boat Monkey".  Perhaps it
would be best if you forsook your trip so that this miserable wretch could
use the $$ to get an edumakayshun.

	Regards,

	Perry

-----Original Message-----
From: Steven Bliim [mailto:Steven.Bliim@Mc*.co*.au*]
Sent: Thursday, August 10, 2000 11:31 PM
To: 'Ussfriel@ao*.co*'; techdiver@aquanaut.com
Cc: sunshinestewart@ho*.op*.co*; MPramas@gc*.co*;
MArguin@Di*.co*
Subject: RE: Steve Bliim! come to the North East!


Dear conspicuously un-named,

As for the first question that you ask: I must say I don't know the answer
to that one, mainly I suspect because "all the guys" that you mention don't
associate, let alone laugh, in circles anywhere near mine by a factor of
thousands. Therefore I will accept your apology, though I wonder at the
sincerity with which it is offered.

With respect to your challenge I'd be happy to come to NY (which I presume
to be New York) or New England and dive, particularly at your cost,  however
at the moment I'm a little at a loss to know exactly who you let alone "we"
are.  I'm afraid I can't bring any asshole friends along because I don't
have friends like that. I know of a few arseholes, both in my part of the
world and possibly in that part of the planet situated immediately in front
of your keyboard, but I make a habit of not including them as friends.

I have re-read my post which obviously got you upset but to date I seem to
have missed the bit where I "mouthed off about how big [my] dick [is]" let
alone without having proved it. Mind you, given the obviously overdone
homophobic tone of your reply I suspect you may well have had a convulsion,
or worse, an erection, if I had attempted to (or are you incapable of an
erection ... or maybe you are?). I have no need nor desire to acquaint you
or any of your Cc friends with the dimensions or other vital statistics of
my dick, that's a matter between my wife and myself and it will remain that
way.

The next part of your response I find interesting. I must admit that having
followed this list for some time and recently meeting Gary Gentile and
having just finished reading his books on the Lusitania, which include a
brief history of tech diving in the eastern USA, I am just a little
fascinated in diving some of your east coast wrecks. I could just take you
up on your kind offer and see what comes of it, but I feel that I must first
ask you to look carefully at my email address. The letters "au" on the end
do not stand for anywhere in the USA nor do they stand for Austria, it
sounds a little like the last one but has a few extra letters after the
'r'(a and l) and is a little further away. Mind you if you are still eager
to sponsor my dive education then who am I to pass up such a kindly worded
invitation, send a ticket and I will be there. Also if you are really as
keen to avoid having to laugh at me or my non-existent faggot friends then I
bet I can find a few "friendly faggots" who are willing to have an expenses
paid trip to New York, New Jersey or even New England to have the chance to
puke their guts up.

I'm afraid your comments as to my state of being "scared of what people will
say about you" just doesn't ring true - I put my name on my comments. As to
being a truely respected diver: truely respected by what and who? I'm afraid
that I am more interested in enjoying my diving to really give a shit what
some unnamed and unknown group on the other side of the world may
legitimately think about me or otherwise. For the cerebrally challenged
amoung you and your "we": Tell someone who gives a shit!

I would be happy to have your address, I think I will need it to make
contact when I arrive for the dive. Just so that you know where to send the
tickets my address is Level 14, 130 Elizabeth Street, Sydney, New South
Wales, Australia. I generally prefer to fly business class and I will need a
manifolded set of doubles, decent regs, backplate and sling bottles on
arrival. I will bring my wing, drysuit and other less weighty gear. I'm
willing, just tell me when so I can arrange some time off work. If it
transpires that you are a superior diver to me, as well may be the case,
then so be it.

Regards
Steven Bliim
Sydney, Australia.



-----Original Message-----
From: Ussfriel@ao*.co* [mailto:Ussfriel@ao*.co*]
Sent: Thursday, 10 August 2000 16:42
To: Steven.Bliim@mc*.co*.au*; techdiver@aquanaut.com
Cc: sunshinestewart@ho*; MPramas@gc*.co*;
MArguin@Di*.co*
Subject: Steve Bliim! come to the North East!


Hey steve, arent you that fagot asshole that all the guys laugh about, if
not, I appologize (even know any one on the list that is a true diver knows
its true!), I challenge you and all of your asshole friends that have bad
things to say to come to NY or New England and Dive with us... I am so sick
an tired of you assholes mouthing off about how big your dicks are but never
proving it.  I will personally pay for you to come to either New Jersey, New
York, or even New England and put up or shut up.
The problem with all you assholes out there is that you talk a big game but
when it comes down to it you are a bunch of pussy's.  Steve, I have heard
(hands down what a fucking asshole you really are and how you are the
classic arm-chair diver that has alot to say but doesnt really do it).  Well
Steve-ee here is your chance (this includes all your fagot friends [*****])
I will personally pay to watch you puke your guts out and make assholes out
of yourselves.  The funny thing is that we will laugh that none of you
fagots will take this on, and I am willing to pay.  You are scared of what
people will say about you this; this is why (STEVE) you will never be a true
respected diver (unlike most of the crew and Captains of the Wahoo) only a
pussy on the internet.  You let me know when you want to dive with us and I
will ship your pussy ass up here so we can laugh at you!  DO YOU HAVE THE
BALLS?!.  IF YOU WANT ME TO COME THERE I WILL ASSHOLE, AND I WILL EVEN PAY
MY OWN WAY!... No!
 t !
like you, you are a free-loader like most of you that mouth off on the
internet!...  If you think I am joking I will give you my address on the
List so everyone can see what a pussy you and all your fagot friends are!...


Let me know buddy, or if you want me to come there and kick the piss out of
you (diving, or otherwise) let me know and I am game!.
I am so fucking sick and tired of you assholes that talk shit on the net;
and sit there and give others shit like George, the Wahoo etc.  Give me a
fucking Brake.  One last time pussy (Steve)I will pay for your whole trip,
come to the North-East; this is a public announcement to the list, prove you
are what you are worth by mouthing off!  Do you really belive everything you
read???  If so you must have hair on your palms from stroking your small
cock and trying to act like you know what you are doing!  Hey fag!  do you
know it was 285 pounds or is that the weight of your ass???!

I thought so!
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