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From: "Scott" <scottk@hc*.co*>
To: <techdiver@aquanaut.com>, "Matthias Voss" <mat.voss@t-*.de*>
Cc: "Aquanaut Mail" <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Subject: Re: DIR talk vs DIR diving
Date: Tue, 25 Jul 2000 07:58:01 -0700
His message is that he is a scrawny, bald little twerp who basis for being
able to judge DIR is 1,000 lake dives. MHK went up there in person, out of
his own pocket, and tried to get the message across in person. MJBMD kept
stepping on the long hose, dove with a loose tank mount, and still cant
figure out why everyone laughs at him.

He is a babe magnet, however, everywhere he goes the chicks say:

"Get him."

Somewhere along the way, as he was getting flamed to a carbon pile for his
blatant stupidity, he decided he is going to save the recreational diving
world from the evil  minions of GI and DIR. He has been providing first
class electronic entertainment ever since. What he and his pony bottle full
of 40%
"in case an unplanned decompression profile develops" is doing on the tech
list is anyone's guess. We must assume he is simply in to it for the pain.

His choice of SPG hose routing *alone* leaves no doubt as to his level of
expertise, and the incalculable value of his advice. I can tell you, for
sure, that the mountain of expert advice spewing forth from the desk of
MJBMD has certainly changed the way I dive forever.

<hack, choke, cough>

Scott



----- Original Message -----
From: "Matthias Voss" <mat.voss@t-*.de*>
To: <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Cc: "Aquanaut Mail" <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Sent: Monday, July 24, 2000 1:35 PM
Subject: Re: DIR talk vs DIR diving


>
> Take 4 wooden beams, crosssection minimal 2 x 12 ", 4 same, 1x 10"; make
> a square out of the first four, dug well into the ground, fill the area
> with sand, take your favorite shovel and, happy playing, while your
> mummy sits on the circumferring bench made out of the last four beams.
>
> Sorry, what's your message , Michael ?
> Matthias


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