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----- Original Message ----- From: jack <omegasac@ti*.ie*> To: <AquaLad@ix*.ne*.co*> Cc: techdiver-aquanaut.com <techdiver@aquanaut.com> Sent: Thursday, February 10, 2000 6:23 PM Subject: Re: TOP 10 REALLY STUPID THINGS IN TEC DIVING > aquaboy wrote > ----- Original Message ----- > From: <AquaLad@ix*.ne*.co*> > To: <trey@ne*.co*> > Cc: <techdiver@aquanaut.com> > Sent: Monday, February 07, 2000 10:40 PM > Subject: Re: TOP 10 REALLY STUPID THINGS IN TEC DIVING > > > Aquaboy > > trey@ne*.co* wrote: > > > HOW MANY OF THESE ARE TAUGHT BY AGENCIES, AND HOW MANY ARE > > JUST MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO? > > > > 1) DEEP AIR, DEEP NITROX + "TRAVEL MIX" > > What in the hell is TRAVEL MIX??? > > > > 2) IMPROPER BOTTLE MARKINGS > > I totally agree > > 3) STEEL TANKS WITH A WETSUIT > > So tell me What is wrong with a wetsuit and why should I only use > > aluminum if I wear one? > BUOYANCY CHARACTERISTICS MORE POS WITH ALIS. > > 4) BUNGEEED WINGS > > Here you've been listening to George too much!!! > OPEN YOUR EARS aquaboy > > 5) DOUBLE WINGS > > Let me guess...You try to use your Drysuit as a BC don't you? Just like a > dumb fucking idiot! > DUI IS A DUMB IDIOT???? "USE YOUR SUIT TO ACHEIVE NEUTRAL BUOYANCY" > DISCLAIMER ON BUNGEE WINGS " THIS IS NOT GUARANTEED TO........ETC" > > > > 6) 80/20 > > It is better than 60/40 if you need to off gas doesn't it? > NOT AS GOOD AS 100% > > 7) DIVE COMPUTERS > > Are these really a bad thing or is it just the dumbshit that uses them > without ever planing their dive? > THIS MEANS YOU > > 8) STUFFED LONG HOSE > > Again...Listening to George way too much. Are you that afraid to think for > yourself? Or do you think it is really just too cool to try and shove you > smelly ass opinion down everyone elses throat? Try to discuss instead of > force...you may even make a friend and find a student! > DID YOU STUFF YOUR SHORT HOSE IN REC SCUBA???????? > > 9) TECH BC'S, QUICK RELEASES, BUTT MOUNTING A LIGHT ,ETC. ( BEING A > > STROKE) > > Sorry! I guess we cant all be DIR from birth...Besides, what do you do > when you swim? (not talking from a diving standpoint) > HAVE YOU EARS,A BRAIN,ARE YOU OPEN TO CHANGE,LEARN, EDUCATE YOURSELF? > > 10) SOLO DIVING, "DEPTH" , OTHER MACHISMO SHIT > > By the way...Who is your best dive buddy? > HE,HE,HE, YOU ARE GONNA GET FLAMED HERE SON. > > 11) ( EXTRA CREDIT ) TAI CHI BREATHING > > Tai Chi is an excellent exercise, but what can we expect to hear from a > closed minded, neolithic, cro-magnon, geriatric, ignorant, ill-tempered, > master of the underwater realm such as yourself. I guess we just can't argue > with you wisdom or logic. > TRY TAI CHI UNDERWATER. EXCERCISE MY BOY, GET FIT. > Jack. > > > Happy Diving! > > I know I will be! > > > > -- > > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > > > > -- > > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > > > -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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