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aquaboy wrote ----- Original Message ----- From: <AquaLad@ix*.ne*.co*> To: <trey@ne*.co*> Cc: <techdiver@aquanaut.com> Sent: Monday, February 07, 2000 10:40 PM Subject: Re: TOP 10 REALLY STUPID THINGS IN TEC DIVING Aquaboy > trey@ne*.co* wrote: > > HOW MANY OF THESE ARE TAUGHT BY AGENCIES, AND HOW MANY ARE > JUST MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO? > > 1) DEEP AIR, DEEP NITROX + "TRAVEL MIX" > What in the hell is TRAVEL MIX??? > > 2) IMPROPER BOTTLE MARKINGS > I totally agree > 3) STEEL TANKS WITH A WETSUIT > So tell me What is wrong with a wetsuit and why should I only use > aluminum if I wear one? BUOYANCY CHARACTERISTICS MORE POS WITH ALIS. > 4) BUNGEEED WINGS > Here you've been listening to George too much!!! OPEN YOUR EARS aquaboy > 5) DOUBLE WINGS > Let me guess...You try to use your Drysuit as a BC don't you? Just like a dumb fucking idiot! DUI IS A DUMB IDIOT???? "USE YOUR SUIT TO ACHEIVE NEUTRAL BUOYANCY" DISCLAIMER ON BUNGEE WINGS " THIS IS NOT GUARANTEED TO........ETC" > > 6) 80/20 > It is better than 60/40 if you need to off gas doesn't it? NOT AS GOOD AS 100% > 7) DIVE COMPUTERS > Are these really a bad thing or is it just the dumbshit that uses them without ever planing their dive? THIS MEANS YOU > 8) STUFFED LONG HOSE > Again...Listening to George way too much. Are you that afraid to think for yourself? Or do you think it is really just too cool to try and shove you smelly ass opinion down everyone elses throat? Try to discuss instead of force...you may even make a friend and find a student! DID YOU STUFF YOUR SHORT HOSE IN REC SCUBA???????? > 9) TECH BC'S, QUICK RELEASES, BUTT MOUNTING A LIGHT ,ETC. ( BEING A > STROKE) > Sorry! I guess we cant all be DIR from birth...Besides, what do you do when you swim? (not talking from a diving standpoint) HAVE YOU EARS,A BRAIN,ARE YOU OPEN TO CHANGE,LEARN, EDUCATE YOURSELF? > 10) SOLO DIVING, "DEPTH" , OTHER MACHISMO SHIT > By the way...Who is your best dive buddy? HE,HE,HE, YOU ARE GONNA GET FLAMED HERE SON. > 11) ( EXTRA CREDIT ) TAI CHI BREATHING > Tai Chi is an excellent exercise, but what can we expect to hear from a closed minded, neolithic, cro-magnon, geriatric, ignorant, ill-tempered, master of the underwater realm such as yourself. I guess we just can't argue with you wisdom or logic. TRY TAI CHI UNDERWATER. EXCERCISE MY BOY, GET FIT. Jack. > Happy Diving! > I know I will be! > > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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