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Catheter joke's heard in the dive shop : "To get the size I use, you gotta go to downtown, by the docks. They are Hungarian...." "Anyone know where the Navy guys get those muzzle covers they use on the 3" automatics?" "I went into the pharmacy, it was all I could do to ask her to show me the catheters. She asked "What size?" and she handed me a card with three holes in it. I walked into the bathroom, Man, I was never so relieved to learn I was a medium. I looked her dead in the eyes, and with a smile said 'Medium!" "Hey man, you never told me there was *glue* involved here." Scott ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jeffrey Swann" <swanncruz@ta*.ne*.au*> To: <bdi@bd*.co*.au*> Cc: <techdiver@aquanaut.com> Sent: Friday, January 28, 2000 2:49 AM Subject: Re: Catheters was: stadiumpal > IT NEVER CEASES TO AMAZE ME HOW MANY UNEMPLOYED COMEDIANS THERE ARE OUT THERE. > > Medium fits most. > But most don't admit it. > > The Darwinian. > > At 16:48 28/01/00 +1100, you wrote: > >At 12:35 28/01/00 , Scott Hunsucker wrote: > > > >>BTW always carry a "Magnum Grande" size w/ you in case someone wants to > borrow one, then give him that one saying "here have one of mine", 20 bucks > says they will be too embarrassed to say it is too big. > > > > > >As you hand it over, you should say, "sorry, I've only got > >this Australian Small." > > > >rgrds billyw > > > > > >-- > >Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > >Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > > > > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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