At 12:45  19/01/00 , Trey wrote:
>Do you have a best of the best hammer jobs? These are being a requested
>on a regular basis now.

In adddition to your good self who's posts, for
wit and wisdom, are worth framing, that glinty-eyed 
commentator of cave diving instruction, Mr Clark
has also wielded the ball-peen with sterling
results, as in...

"listen, you drooling trailer roach, do not get on here with your farm 
stores prose and tell us about "losing respect". it is lobotomees like your- 
self that crawl out from under every rock in "cave country" that kill off any 
chance of "respect". don't make me take a chainsaw and cut your blubbering 
fat slob ass out of your wheelless mobile home, load you on a forklift and 
haul you to peacock just so i can take a cave course from you."

   "the only thing that needs to be done in a constructive "manor". gomer, is 
for you to entertain us with some more idiocy like what is wrtten below. We 
have not seen a goober like you on here is two years. This is a classic. 
Welcome to the jungle, now go fuck yorself."

Note the sparing and judicious use of capital letters, 
and the deftly delivered sting in the tail. Stylistically, 
9.8, 9.9, 9.8, 9.8. Content is just a little light so 
there it scores an 8.6, 8.7, 8.8, 8.7. A splendid and 
uplifting performance.

I have more of these birdseye chilli posts sprinkled through 
my archives.  They deserve a special place on someone's web 
site.

rgrdz        billyw





>Kevin Connell wrote:
> > 
> > Since the FAQ issue is coming up right now I'll let you guys in on a little
> > secret:
> > 
> > I have 2 years of techdiver, and cavers full text indexed on our company's
> > webserver  and database server right now.
> > 
> > I have the basics in place, I am just working on getting permission for
> > jr@op*.co* and setting up an app that updates the database with new
messages.
> > 
> > So, hopefully in a week or two it will be all up and running.
> > 
> > I have some older stuff I will work on getting in there, too.
> > 
> > At 05:34 PM 1/18/2000 +0100, Peter Fjelsten wrote:
> > >Den 17:07 18-01-00  skrev Dan Volker:
> > >>This is probably something I should do, since I've been working on the DIR
> > >>issue with the rec.scuba crowd for 2 years now, and have placed a
> > >>considerable number of DIR articles for them on www.sfdj.com .
> > >>
> > >>I'll make  the page. If anyone wants to help by sending me particularly
good
> > >>threads from the past they have saved, I'll be happy to use them.
> > >
> > >Dan, with all due respect I think the DIR FAQ should have a separate place
> > >on your server (e.g www.sfdj.com/FAQ) so that prople can access it without
> > >going through your journal. We have to make sure that nobody can attack
> > >DIR for being bedfellow with either Halcyon, EE, or whatever, wherefore I
> > >also think that the pictures should come from other places than the
> > >Halcyon catalog.
> > >
> > >Don't get me wrong, SFDJ/Halcyon/EE have done _a lot_ for DIR, but we
> > >don't want to give the strokes the possibility of writing off DIR based on
> > >a (too) close affiliation with some particular brands. Of course, we
> > >should make link is relevant places to relevant companies.
> > >
> > >There are some good articles on the WKPP web page.
> > >--
> > >                         <regards="hilsen">Peter Fjelsten</regards>
> > >
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> > 
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> > 
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> >   second millenium.
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