GEORGE
I thought a little constructive criticism from us strokes and personal
preference crowd was in order in light of your attitude displayed on this list.
You are a befouled, vitiated poltroon. You blighted, malodorous, mephitic
recreant. You are a festering boil on the ass of all divers. You have all the
backbone of a jellyfish and some day someone (maybe me) will prove that to you.
You moribific, feculent simpleton. Would that I could change my species, just so
that I might not be associated with you. The stupendous, confounding magnitude
of your insipidness astonishes me.

I cannot believe that anyone could muster such a prodigious, astounding level of
stupidity. If you were any more asinine or incogitant, you would surely have
been put to death long ago. Your
vapidity has gone so far beyond any previous boundaries of puerility and
nugacity as to banish any and all chances of an intelligent thought from your
head. Even the most hardened of WKPP regulars unquestionably cannot believe your
fatuousness and illogicality.

Your attitude does  nothing but lend credence to the overwhelming fact that you
are such a driveling simpleton that you cannot find your ass with both hands and
a road map. You are the very pinnacle of insensateness. You are the model of
banality and sub normality.
I am aghast at your apparent ability to insert your own head into your own
rectum at will.

There cannot be even a fragment of intellectuality or perspicacity to be found
within the gaping void which should contain your brain. It amazes me that you
are able to perform even the most facile of everyday functions with your
exorbitantly disadvantaged and gormless lack of intellect.

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You
worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, Ill bet you couldn't pour piss out
of a boot with instructions on the heel.You are a canker. A sore that wont go
away. I would rather kiss a lawyer (sorry Alton) than be seen with you.

You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
everything about you.  You are a bloody nardless newbie twit proto hominid
chromosomally aberrant caricature of acoprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum,
and I wish you would go away.

You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, acad, a weasel.
Your life is a monument to demigodiry. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck
on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with
the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world.  An
insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke drooling,
giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what
they had done.

 I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of
you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile,
worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this
earth.  And did I mention you smell?

If you aren't an idiot, you made a world class effort at simulating one. Try to
edit your writing of insulting material before attempting to impress us with
your insight.  The evidence that you are
a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access
it more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit.  Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak
into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before
spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish
beliefs.

You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and
profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look
down on you. Even sheep wont have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic,
starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of
narrow-minded opinion to have with us?  What fantasy do you hold that you would
believe that your tiny fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a
leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the
snake?

You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious.
You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a
meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one
handed slack jawed drooling meat slapper.

On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in
all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank
and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

I cannot believe how incredibly an asshole you are.  I mean rock hard asshole.
Dehydrated-rock-hard asshole.  So asshole that it goes way beyond the asshole we
know into a whole different dimension of asshole.  You are a trans-asshole
asshole.  Meta-asshole.  Asshole collapsed on itself so far that even the
neutrons have collapsed.  Asshole gotten so dense that no intellect can escape.
Singularity asshole.  Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury asshole.  You emit more
assholian in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year.  Quasar
assholian.  Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really
be this assholian. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original
big bang of asshole.  Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by
anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know.  Im sorry.  I
can't go on.  This is an epiphany of asshole for me.  After this, you may not
hear from me again for a while.  I don't have enough strength left to deride
your ignorant questions and half baked comments about other diving styles, or
any of the rest of this drivel.  Duh. The only thing worse than your attitude is
your manners.
 Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling
was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read,
write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary
skills that many of us normal people take for granted that everyone has an easy
time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are challenged persons in
this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was
your case then I would have never read your posts.  It just wouldn't have been
right. Sort of like parking in a handicap space.  I wish you the best of luck in
the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on
you.

P.S.
You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly,
mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic,
barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist,
avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant,
deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic,
fraudulent,
libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate,
harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double talking, devious, revisionist,
narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous,
unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant,
deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
unsympathetic, jargon spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind numbing,
abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially retarded,
puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

Just a little constructive criticism, I hope this helps...

The Stroke Personal Preference Crowd



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