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At 05:06 PM 14/6/99 +0200, Bartolucci, Ivan Jorge wrote: >And simple, like, for example: > >>>Switch the DSMB reel to the right hand. >>>Switch off venturi on 50%. >>>Remove 50% regulator from mouth with left hand and let it drape down your >>>front. >>>Use left hand to go to your backup (bottom gas). >>>Turn off 50%. >>>Unclip the waist clip of the 50% cylinder and pull around and forward to >make >>>the cylinder more accessible. >>>The cylinder remains attached to the diver by the neck clip. >>>Transfer the clip and tail of rope from left to right hand which is still >>>holding the DSMB reel. >>>Remove 50% regulator from around the neck with left hand. >>>Re-stow the 50% hose under the inner tubing on the cylinder. >>>Transfer clip and tail of rope on 50% cylinder from right to left hand. >>>Re-clip the 50% cylinder to the waist D-ring. >>>Re-pressurise 50% and confirm it is switched off. >>>Un-stow O2 regulator with left hand and spit out the backup. >>>Insert O2 regulator into mouth with left hand. >>>Verify cylinder MOD markings (on the neck) and turn on O2. > >Hmmmm... That looks complicated. What I do is throw the 02 reg hose over my head, open the valve on the 02 bottle, drop the 50/50 reg, put the 02 reg in my mouth and breathe. Then to double check I'm on the 02, I close the valve on the 50 bottle. >That was last week. When was your last dive, Billy? Eight days ago. I canned Sunday's dive 'cause there was a big swell and visibility was down to a metre. I'm shooting on Friday, so that's a full diving day. >Besides it, anyone who dives deep air knows you get >used to it, like other drugs. This, of course, flies in the face of every piece of research that's been done on narcosis. Which is why you're such a dishonest, deceitful, dangerous piece of shit. >But, of course, you don't know as you don't dive enough. Hugo, on doesn't have to dive AT ALL to see the dangers of diving deep on air when there's a deep-air bimbo like you around to illustrate the point. You should go to dive shows and sit on the stage like 'Clyde' at revival meetings. You'd be a perfect drooling, shambling, mindless moron who serves as an example of the dangers of deep air. But in one small respect, you're right. I don't dive as much as I'd like to. I dive every day when we're shooting and only manage once or twice a fortnight in between. >>No. Hugo dives like a stroke, bullshits, boasts >>about "I'm just doing daily fucking awesome deep >>and long exploratory dives", and justifies his >>multiple bad choices and questionable honesty >>in the name of commerce. > >My mark-up on helium is only 25%, do you think I should rise it? No. You should start using it instead of air on your deep dives. But maybe, in your case, it's too late. >>>btw, what is so special about the conditions in egypt??? > >>We should remember his kind of diving is some >>of the easiest in the world. Warm water. Very >>bright and clear. Lots of walls and reefs. Lots >>of locations with little or no current. Dead >>easy. > >And so gorgious... yes, Billy, everyday. You wish you could say the same! Yep. Our diving is a lot more, shall we say, challenging. >>This is just the place for people like Hugo to >>help his customers into paying a little extra >>for something special - you know: "it's a leetle >>bit deep but its real cool and I can rent you >>the (bullshit) gear > >DiveRite plastic backplates and double classic wings, of course, if it's not >Halcyon... Yeah, with left hoses over the left shoulder and right hoses over the right shoulder and all tied to the inflator hoses. What a clusterfuck. And twin independents and you can't even remember which side is your deco mix on. And what about the steel tanks you're waiting for so you can overweight your wet-suited clients? Hugo, you're a clown. Anyone foolish enough to take instruction from a dangerous, dishonest, ignorant stroke like you has arrived at the bottom of the barrel. rgds billyw -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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