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Subject: Re: The Horror
Date: Mon, 26 Apr 1999 20:55:55 -0400
From: Jim Cobb <cobber@ci*.co*>
To: "Tony Profera" <cltaprofera@ca*.rr*.co*>,
     "Tech Diver" ,
     "VB Tech"
Hey, Tony, don't you just hate it when you forgot to add air to your 
drysuit and got yourself a huge suction-induced wedgie? Man, its a bitch 
to try to reach back there and pull it out. Hmmm, maybe if I duct tape my 
crack closed before the dive....

 Jim

Sender: Tony Profera  Date: 4/26/99 7:57 PM

>Jim;
>First It's zip ties, now its duct tape. What will put your panties in a wad
>next time...vinyl hose protectors, neoprene drysuits, or dangly (sp) valve
>covers?
>
>Forever liberated from the evils of the dreaded zip tie;
>Tony Profera
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Jim Cobb <cobber@ci*.co*>
>To: Tech Diver <techdiver@aquanaut.com>; VB Tech <vbtech@ci*.co*>
>Date: Monday, April 26, 1999 11:23 AM
>Subject: The Horror
>
>
>>First I got you guys to shed unknown tons of zip ties off of your
>>worthless stroke asses and now this. Duct tape. Yes, Duct tape. This
>>stuff is being use on critical life support equipment with horrifying
>>applications.
>>
>>Examples:
>>
>>- A perfectly good Dacor scooter so wrapped up with duct tape it looked
>>like an armenian war casualty. And he calls himself a "professional".
>>- A handle light with not ONE but TWO colors of cut tape. What did this
>>mean, some sort of code? This guy hangs out with you FL caver types so I
>>am verrry suspicious as to whats going on down there.
>>- A drysuit, what was between this divers goulions and the cold, dark
>>sea? THAT RIGHT, DUCT TAPE! Yet another FL spook, and he's worried about
>>viruses, HA!
>>
>>THIS INSANITY HAS TO STOP!
>>
>>George, JJ and Bill, we a need a DIR policy statement on this duct tape
>>crap right away, before we wind up with another zip-tie fiasco and we
>>need it now!
>>
>> Pissed off Jim
>>
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