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From: <Scubagator@ao*.co*>
Date: Mon, 11 Jan 1999 15:40:25 EST
To: techdiver@aquanaut.com
Subject: re: Server
In a message dated 1/11/99 3:31:46 PM Eastern Standard Time, rriggs@dn*.co*
writes:

> What do I need to do to get the server to restart delivering my messages?

Three swift kicks dead center on your CPU (it loosens the clogs), then step on
any bungee wings you may have lying around and push them into a sharp
object(s)...then (and this is the most important part!) turn around three
times quickly while Chanting the following:

" George Irvine Hates Strokes, George Irvine Hates Strokes..." about 30 times.

That should do it.

Waiver..."The following was an attempt at humor and should not be followed in
any matter except the part about the bungee wings.  We accept no
responsibility for any damage incurred to your CPU, and possible legal
repercussions from Georges lawyers"

See ya all at DEMA...I'll be the one with the Beads on Bourbon Street!

Funny thing, when you spell check bungee it comes up as BUNG.

Sean
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