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If you don't need don't bring i.e. he shaves it off!!!!
Mike
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From: Case E. Harris <diveman@cy*.co*>
To: techdiver@aquanaut.com <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Date: 11. december 1998 22:48
Subject: Another DIR question...
>As I was sitting here writing my holiday greeting cards, I began to
>wonder about proper rigging for a long white beard. I mean, if any of us
>are diving on Christmas, then Santa will have to come into a cave, or
>down the smokestack of a wreck, and I was just wondering how he'd be
>rigged for the dive. Of course he'll be rigged according to DIR
>principle for the hardware, but I'm trying to figure out the beard. I
>know he wouldn't tuck it down the front of his suit, as 'stuffed' things
>are bad on a rig. At first I was thinking he could secure it with rubber
>bands or surgical tubing, but then it occurred to me if he had a primary
>beard failure, the bonded beard could be a tragic mistake.
>
>So, I'll put the question to the list...what is the DIR method for
>stowing long white fluffy beards?
>
>Happy Holidays, and safe diving...
>-Case
>diveman@cy*.co*
>
>PS- In this time of having posts taken the wrong way, I guess I should
>add my disclaimer. THIS POST IS INTENDED AS HUMOR. It should not be
>inferred that fat men, with large, bowl-full-of-jelly-type cookie guts
>should be technical diving. Of course, I guess the ability to pull off
>amazing feats of strength, speed, and agility is something Santa Claus
>is familiar with. Perhaps that's part of the magic of Christmas....
>
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