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John, It gets worse John. NO ONE who is worth a damn will ever dive with you with your long hose on the left post. check your back for "kick me" signs, Jeff Katherine V. Irvine wrote: > John, this is what I mean by "Dive Shop Monkeeism". You are so stupid > and so low on the intellectual food chain that nothing you say even > makes cursory sense. You put this stupidity together in a complete > vacuum, rather than looking at the dynamics of the situation. This is my > complaint about dive instruction - the sub human "intelligence" that > seems to come as standard equipment with most of you . You remind me of > a raccoon that picks up food with its hands and appears to "wash" it in > water before eating it - still a filthy, stupid rodent. > > If you could read, and if you could hold more than one thought in that > pea brain of yours for a split second, you would see the whole picture > with gear rigging. Of course, I do not have the vast experience and > ability in tech diving that you dive shop wizzards and IANTD or TDI > instructors possess ( God only knows where you get it, not from doing > anying that is standard fare for me) . > > Let's look it over. The backup reg is on the left. Proper regs feed > right to left ( not the bullshit shower heads ). The backup hangs around > the neck. Tht means it goes on the left post. We all know that valves > turn off clockwise, on counter. That means the reality is the left valve > can roll off. We know that this is only half the problem. The other half > is break off after roll off - the real risk. Therfore, you need a way > out of that. This is done with the isolator and by putting the inflator > ( WHICH IS YOUR THIRD REG ) on the right side which can roll on or break > off, but not roll off. Only the absolute worst dive shop monkee would > put the long hose on the left post - the worst bottom feeding, screw > your buddy, short sighted static thinking moron ( I realize that does > not narrow the field much in dive instruction. I can count the good dive > intructors I know on one hand, maybe two hands). > > The pressure guage goes on the left where it can be read while > scootering , among other things tha you may never find out about. > > Divers want to learn real life methods that will hold up as they > advance and add gear or complexity. All you know is how to stand up in > the swimming pool when something goes wrong, and it shows. > > I suggest you shut up, and leave the information to those of us who > have some. While your inarticulate street bum logic may seem real smart > to you, it is embarrassing to those of us who actually do the diving and > have a track record that you can not even fathom. What strokes like you > are doing to this sport is equally embarrassing, and reading the slop > you post to this list goes as long way towards explaining it. You are a > dangerously stupid moron, and you really need to shut the hell up now. > There is no "modification" to our methods - you do not understand > them, do not pretend to "wash" your food on this list with me around. I > can spot a dumb ass 3000 miles away, and you are so rock stupid and have > proven it so many times on here that one would think you would have shut > up by now . Unlike the local goobers, your stupidity is not the least > bit entertaining. You are just plain dangerous, and the "tragic > situation" that you allude to is that YOU teach diving - that is > "tragic". > > ******** > From the pen of Johnny Walker ---- > > The Idiot wrote: > > If you ran your long hose off your right post and you had to deal with > >an out of gas diver, you could experience the reality of roll off at >the > >worst possible time. Hypothetically, after handing off you long hose > >from the right post you grab the back-up reg on your left post, its >been > >rolled off. Now you have a second, possibly tragic problem. > > This an example of why I run my long hose(primary reg)from the left > >post. > > John > > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. -- Jeff Bentley jbentley@cr*.co* http://www.crl.com/~jbentley -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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