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Ladies and Gents step right up and be taken in by the great fat slob. The people who brought you Tragic Death Incorporated are Proud to announce their newest abortion to the diving public. We are going to call this blatant insult to your intelligence Sudden Death Incorporated or SDI. All allusions to the failed strategic defense initiative are appreciated. Here are just a few of the feature we are going to beincorporating into our exciting new program of genocide. "In the SDI program, dive tables are presented as a historical reference on the way we used to plan dives. Students are shown how tables work but are provided a computer as part of their basic gear from the outset. This will not only provide a positive influence for retail sales, it greatly enhances the satisfaction for the student. Other innovations include letting divemasters handle and supervise additional training dives beyond the core four open water dives required as a minimum. This allows stores more flexibility in handling extra dives to reinforce experience and confidence building for students. " In additoin all current Tragic Death Instructors are invited to join Sudden deat incorporated fro the low one time payment of $85.00. This is an even better price than when you originally mail ordered your certifications. Hurry and get you cards today becaue we may be gone tomorrow. Love and kisses from The slob and the drooling imbecile. ____________________________________________________________________ Get free e-mail and a permanent address at http://www.netaddress.com/?N=1 -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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