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Date: Fri, 1 May 1998 15:39:31 -0400
To: cavers@ca*.co*, techdiver@aquanaut.com
From: techvid@ne*.co* (Brown, Christopher)
Subject: Improved "X-Tra"
Re: the X-Tra

I think it's useful, rather than just trash such a design, to offer some
constructive and creative criticism that might improve it.

For example, the blurb says:
> with the weight positioned toward the diver's head assisting in an
>improved horizontal trim while underwater........

If having the "weight positioned toward the diver's head" in fact does
assist "in an improved horizontal trim while underwater" then perhaps the
unit can be positioned with the cam strap *around* the diver's head -- and
improve the diver's position even more.

I do have a question tho'. The blurb says:

"To rescue another diver during an emergency X-tra would allow both divers
to breathe at the same time and make a safe accent."

Would that be a Texas accent?

What the thing is, when you think about it, is a *lopsided* set of
"doubles" using a *soft* "connector/manifold" (the "fill line") and no
isolator -- unless you would call the check valve an isolator. Whatever --
it's just a marketing attempt and the only thing more hysterical than the
design has been the reaction to it.

Have you heard of the Dolphin Pro DPV? No batteries!! It uses "the air
pressure of the diver's tank routed to a rotary type engine that propels
the diver through the water." Yahooo! The farther you go, the shorter the
dive! This device enables you to lengthen the distance you can cover in
your dives -- by leaving it at home.

But since I don't want to be left out, I will join the voices that see such
products as the downfall of the diving industry and diving as we know it.
Therefore I have cranked up the ambulance siren on my roof, so the lawyers
are on the way right now.

In the two minutes before they get here, I should mention:

Now that flood waters have receded in FL, we're having a close-out
"survivors" sale on the Denta-Snork(TM) "Deluge". This is the special
edition, rising-water unit that was designed specifically, and used so
successfully in submerged parking lots all over the state and Bengladesh,
to retrieve lost car keys, terriers, and Lotto tickets in zero viz.

The Denta-Snork "Deluge" features the standard, patented, tested,
color-coded, flouride-treated, combination toothbrush/mouthpiece -- with
the additional saving grace of a flexible 4-cubit length hose, for those
who just have to have something around their necks. Sold only in pairs.

And don't worry -- just because the water has gone down, we're not resting
on our laurels. Stay tuned for release information on the new
Denta-Snork(TM) "Viagra" -- the stiffest snorkel you'll ever have. Coming
soon -- but not too soon!


Christopher A. Brown
The Technical Diving Video Library     deepedge@ao*.co*
Phone (US & Can.):1-888-775-DIVE; 606-272-0255; Fax:606-272-7279

Life is short -- this is not a rehearsal.



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