Real women don't wear no Steenkin bra's !! -----Original Message----- From: William M. Smithers <will@tr*.co*> To: Raimo4252 <Raimo4252@ao*.co*> Cc: techdiver@aquanaut.com <techdiver@aquanaut.com> Date: Saturday, March 14, 1998 4:01 AM Subject: Re: Bras and Catholic Women > >On Fri, 13 Mar 1998, Raimo4252 wrote: >> In a message dated 98-03-12 17:42:49 EST, jammer@oz*.ne* writes: >> >> << The only caution point is that if the knife is dull, you can look really >> silly when you're sitting there sawing, and she reaches behind her back >> and pops the damn thing off... >> >> >> Keep the knife, I'll use my teeth. > >Bunch of damn amateurs. I learned many years ago the >solution to removing up to five layers of female upper body >clothing in under three seconds (including even the >most convoluted bras). > >Simply raise her arms and grab the whole works on >both sides at the waist, then pull the entire package up >and off over her head. Presto. > >The lower half is tougher, if she's wearing pants, of course, >because you get bunching at the knees and ankles. > >I'm not sure there are any diving parallels here, >unless PADI is finally getting serious about >that Muff Diving Specialty course. > >-Will >-- >Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. >Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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