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Ain't nonea youse guys ever hearda "charm"? Drew William M. Smithers wrote: > On Fri, 13 Mar 1998, Raimo4252 wrote: > > In a message dated 98-03-12 17:42:49 EST, jammer@oz*.ne* writes: > > > > << The only caution point is that if the knife is dull, you can look really > > silly when you're sitting there sawing, and she reaches behind her back > > and pops the damn thing off... >> > > > > Keep the knife, I'll use my teeth. > > Bunch of damn amateurs. I learned many years ago the > solution to removing up to five layers of female upper body > clothing in under three seconds (including even the > most convoluted bras). > > Simply raise her arms and grab the whole works on > both sides at the waist, then pull the entire package up > and off over her head. Presto. > > The lower half is tougher, if she's wearing pants, of course, > because you get bunching at the knees and ankles. > > I'm not sure there are any diving parallels here, > unless PADI is finally getting serious about > that Muff Diving Specialty course. > > -Will > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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