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In a message dated 98-03-08 22:58:51 EST, johntodd1@ju*.co* writes: What? Quick, someone get the prozac and restraints. << Listen, Skippy - maybe instead of you asking for "scientific proof" of the obvious. maybe we could ask your learned ass a few questions in hope of getting "hard answers" that don't sound like the neophyte stupidity of a dyed-in-the wool stroke. Sure, a horrendous fat slob like Zero can dive to "170 on air" for ever , doing fifteen minute bottom times, calling them twice that, calling the depth fifty feet deeper than it actually is, like you idiots do with the "Doria" which is more like 80 to the deck and 210 to the dirt, and the current 6 knots, when it is more like 1.5 max, and deco until you get pulmonary scaring and it gets dark, and strut around claiming "big dive", "big dive", when the truth is that you could have done five of the same dive in one day with no deco on any of them like the Moskito Indians that probably know more than the combined crew of you big timers about diving. You guys are suckers for the worst crap gear, like "bondage wings" and the worst nonsense. I bet every one of you dives "80/20" and has at least one transpac in your closet, along with your pony harnesses, cheater valves, and other blatant stupidity. Skipster, maybe you could whip out that twelve inch dick of yours and tell us all ( scientificly of course) what "studies" were made by what collection of dive shop primates that concluded bungeed-up wings cause "less" drag? Who is the blithering idiot that came up with that one? The results of this study were tabulated on a cash register, Skip, and we all know it. The control group for the study was strokes who will buy anything, and then get out there and argue eloquently why the Earth is flat, like you do so well, and with such righteous indignation. Getting back to the subject, the fact is that fat slobs can do weenie dives, but will get bent like whipped Jello on a real dive, and that is why they do not do them ( more than once). Now you can prove me wrong by showing us the list of fat slobs who have done any long deep dives, and , Skippy, do not tell me any of these blowhards have done it up there, since I know they have not. YOU are the one who needs to drop the bullshit and get to the facts. The fact is there is a list of deaths on bungeed wings, there is a list of deaths on air, and there is a list of deaths recently in "tech" dive instruction. Care to show me a list of deaths due to normal wings, gas diving due to the gas, or instruction using legitimate methods and not blatant strokery? You can't do it, Skippy, so cut the bullshit. _____________________________________________________________________ You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] ----------------------- Headers -------------------------------- Return-Path: <johntodd1@ju*.co*> Received: from rly-za01.mx.aol.com (rly-za01.mail.aol.com [172.31.36.97]) by air-za01.mail.aol.com (v40.7) with SMTP; Sun, 08 Mar 1998 22:58:51 1900 Received: from zen.kr.com (kr.com [204.96.46.12]) by rly-za01.mx.aol.com (8.8.5/8.8.5/AOL-4.0.0) with ESMTP id WAA29137; Sun, 8 Mar 1998 22:58:36 -0500 (EST) Received: from x13.boston.juno.com (x13.boston.juno.com [205.231.100.27]) by zen.kr.com (8.8.4/8.6.9) with ESMTP id VAA09992 for <cavers@ww*.ge*.co*>; Sun, 8 Mar 1998 21:05:46 -0500 (EST) Received: (from johntodd1@ju*.co*) by x13.boston.juno.com (queuemail) id WWT10567; Sun, 08 Mar 1998 22:10:00 EST To: techdiver@aquanaut.com Cc: cavers@ww*.ge*.co* Date: Sun, 8 Mar 1998 22:18:07 -0500 Subject: Fat Slobbery, NE Stupidity, and Skippy the Punk Gannon Message-ID: <19980308.221807.3302.0.johntodd1@ju*.co*> X-Mailer: Juno 1.49 X-Juno-Line-Breaks: 0,4-5,14-15,19-20,28-29,35-36,42-45 From: johntodd1@ju*.co* (John Todd) >> -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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