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When we last left, Zambecks brain had been inserted into George's skull and George's brain has wound up in Gilliam's skull. Gilliams brian has been swept up and discarded by the janitor who though he was just cleaning up the usual detritus left over from one of Gilliam's classic benders. ----- The horrible, disgusting Gillirvine monster made it's way to Tallahassee in a carload of Death Leopard groupies. George's brain knew that memorizing the all the words to every single song ever made by DL would come in handy one day. After the concert gillirvine had to keep one hand on his severely fractured head to keep his brian from falling out. Unfortunately this is what you do in Tallahassee to let S&M biker gangs know that what you need right now is a good bondage butt-fucking. Just about then a local contingent of Hells Hershey Highway can roaring around the corner and had no problem with obliging the horrified Gillirvine. After a bit of a struggle, gillirvine bent over and enjoyed himself, because after all this what he had always wished on his arch- enemy. Back in Wakulla, georgebeck had just about run out of stupid things for the minions to do. He had them dress up as monkeys and shinny up a greased flag pole to polish the ball on the top. He made them dig a mud slide into the wukulla basin so it would be more fun to dive there. He had them paint their fingernails every deco bottle color. No matter how dumb, stupid and pointless his commands were, the boys followed his words to the letter and even tried to out-do themselves. He could not help but think, "geeze if only Hitler had had this kind of following, he would have won the fucking war". Georgebeck could not understand why there has been no word from his fearless leader. Little did he know that right about now his leaders brain, and a large wad of toilet paper the janitor had used to pick it up, was swirling around in circles on it's way down the toilet. Picking up his ripped and bloody underware, gillirvine tied them around his head to keep his brain in place. Then he cowboy-walked to the nearest bus station to head to wukulla. George's brain was churning... What is Zambeck's brain doing to my minions? How can I get my body back? How can I beat Zambecks face in when it's MY face? My hemmroids are killing me... Next episode: The Meeting Of The Brains -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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