Dear: ( ) sir (x) Clueless one ( ) Twit ( ) Great man on campus ( ) Madam (x) Dweeb ( ) Twerp ( ) Comrad (x) Moron ( ) Elvis ( ) Moon Beam ( ) Boor ( ) Oberguppenfuehrer ( ) Citoyen ( ) Geek ( ) Grad Student (x) Bone Head ( ) Communist ( ) Dilbert ( ) Dogbert ( ) Conservative ( ) Catbert ( ) Jerk (x) other worthless pice of chit You are being Gently Flamed Because: ( ) You sent a please remove me from the list message to the list rather than the list server (x) You cotinued a boring useless stupid thread (x) You repeatedly posted to the same thread that you just posted to (x) You repeatedly initiated incoherent, flaky, and mindless threads (x) You posted some kind of crap that doesn't belong in this group (x) You repeatedly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority (x) You are under the apparently under the misapprehension that this group is your preserve (x) You neglected to do research on the chosen subject ( wanting us to do all your work) (x) You redundantly covered the same point over and over (like the fool that you are) (X) Repeatedly requested info on where to find, or prove you wrong In the future, you may wish to: ( ) allow boring and useless threads to die (x) rember that others may know more about certain subjects than you (x) get use to being mocked!! (x) Join your people on your planet of origin (x) remove the pipe from your nether regions (x) buy a nice fiery lakefront plot in HELL you so richly deserve (x) give up trying to make TDI look good (it is not going to work!!) I would like to suggest that, for the common good, you: (x) wait at least 1 year before responding to another post (x) post only to alt.dev.null ( ) voluntarily apologize in a brief post (x) shop for clues at a better clue shop (x) no longer contribue to this mailing list (x) look into the possibility of medication for the above problems ( ) re-install what ever failed mental operating system you are currently running on Please save this message and review it occasionally to determin your progress toward being: ( ) a useful member fo the Internet society ( ) a less annoying member of the Internet society ( ) a human being (x) a tolerable poster ( ) integrated into humanity (x) re-intergrated into the wild Thank you for taking the time to read this form of flame -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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