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Come on now Jim, keep your acronyms straight. Is it Big Fat Slob Pompous Ahole, or just Big Fat Pompous A Hole??? Haven' you seen all the complaints about posts being full of spelling, punctuation, and grammatical errors??? If it wasn't for your web page, you could have readers wondering just who the macho, manly, masochistic, not very bright, dim bulb divers are. :-) Lee On Thu, 20 Nov 97 22:13:04 -0500 Jim Cobb <cobber@ci*.co*> writes: >Once upon a time there was this big fat slob pompus ahole who decided >to start a scuba training agency. Taking the advice of his accountants, >he developed a scheme to soak divers for all the are worth. >Knowing that divers are a macho, manly lot, he created the holy grale >called trimix. All the divers were in awe! "I wanna do trimix, I wanna >do trimix" they all chanted. "Why, sure, I'll teach you trimix, and when >you have the trimix patch, all other divers will kiss your neoprene >covered asses and you will get untold amount of scuba bootie". "Trimix!, >Trimix!" they chanted. > <snip> > >The BFPAH was amazed! "Goodness, this trimix thing is a powerful >elixer, I think the rifraf will suffer yet many more trials!" "Yes" they >chanted, as not only are scuba divers macho and manly, but they are also >masochists "Yes, give us more trials". And they broke out their >checkbooks. -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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