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You forgot one. If you live in Ontario the water gets so viscous in the winter that you can not dive but just skid along the surface causing microvascular damage. In message <199711102201.OAA23664@gl*.oz*.ne*> Jammer Six writes: > >Why would anyone not dive for a few months? > > 10. Bypass surgery. > > 9. Broken bones. > > 8. Various incarcerations for various offences. Time depends on personal > rap sheet and prosecuting agency. > > 7. My National Guard unit was called up for service in Iraq. > > 6. Followed the advice on Cobb's new page, and blew my tanks, my > basement, and all my gear to hell in small buckets. > > 5. Held as a hostage in some third world beanpot while trying to reach > the diveboat. > > 4. I'm a U.S. Postal worker. (So I'm recovering from gunshot wounds 5 > months out of the year). > > 3. Sharkbit. > > 2. I'm still waiting for the equipment I ordered from Wet Dreams to > arrive. > > 1. Last time out, I got bent so bad, I can give myself head. > > > Yup, wrote 'em myself. > > Can't you tell? :o > > > > > > --------- > "Huh?" > --Jammer, 1992 > --------- > ------------- Dick Barker dickb@es*.co* http://www.eskimo.com/~dickb/ Are you qualified to join OFDA? http://www.eskimo.com/~dickb/ofda.html San Juan Isl Dive Charter? http://www.eskimo.com/~dickb/starfire.html -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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