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Subject: Top ten reasons not to dive for a couple months
Date: Mon, 10 Nov 97 14:02:12 -0800
From: Jammer Six <jammer@oz*.ne*>
To: "Dick Barker" <dickb@es*.co*>, <b.greenhouse@ut*.ca*>,
     "Tech List" , "Cavers" ,
     "Russ Cleavland" ,
     "Barbara Leigh"
>Why would anyone not dive for a few months?

10. Bypass surgery.

9. Broken bones.

8. Various incarcerations for various offences. Time depends on personal 
rap sheet and prosecuting agency.

7. My National Guard unit was called up for service in Iraq.

6. Followed the advice on Cobb's new page, and blew my tanks, my 
basement, and all my gear to hell in small buckets.

5.  Held as a hostage in some third world beanpot while trying to reach 
the diveboat.

4. I'm a U.S. Postal worker. (So I'm recovering from gunshot wounds 5 
months out of the year).

3.  Sharkbit.

2. I'm still waiting for the equipment I ordered from Wet Dreams to 
arrive.

1. Last time out, I got bent so bad, I can give myself head.


Yup, wrote 'em myself.

Can't you tell?  :o

     
 


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