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Subject: Re: COBB THE KEY BOARD DIVER
Date: Mon, 8 Sep 97 21:40:10 -0500
From: Jim Cobb <cobber@mi*.co*>
To: "Ted Green" <scuba@md*.co*>,
     "techdiver@aquanaut.com"
Woo, woo, seems I touched a nerve! 

I supplicate myself at thay feet, O Dive God. I lickest thou golden fins, 
O Lord Of The Deep! I bow to thay Superior Knowledge, O TDI God! I shall, 
for now on, kisseth thay golden hiney and doith thou bidding, no matter 
how onerous or painful it may be. I bendeth over for thay gentle or less 
ministrations O Dive God.

Leadest me, O Dive God, for I am unworthy, UNWORTHY!

   Jim

On 9/8/97 3:54 PM Ted Green wrote:

>
>    Jim,
>      Sorry it took so long to reply to your last post. I was busy 
>diving the St. Augustine. It's 250 feet deep. Bottom mix was 
>15/40/45. Deco was on EAN 34, and EAN 70. END was 128 feet. You 
>do understand what all this means, or didn't it get covered in your 
>correspondence school technical diving class?
>     In your last post, you said you had taken three courses of which 
>basic nitrox was the only technical one. Let me ask you several 
>questions: Have you ever dove Trimix? Have you ever been below 100 
>feet? Where the hell do you get off criticizing me? You don't know 
>me. I probably have more Trimix dives this summer than you been below 
>100 feet! It's a rare day when I am below 100 feet without Helium. 
>There is nothing more worthless than a stroke like you who watches 
>George's video, reads a few books, practises the buzz words in front 
>of a mirror, kisses George's ass with a few suck up Techdiver posts, 
>and then wants to tell me I'm doing it wrong because I am a TDI 
>instructor! Look key board stroke, why don't you go to Florida, take 
>George's course and shut up until you have done what you are trying 
>to talking about!
>      BTW, I hear your such a rookie that you fell for the sock plant on 
>the Monroe. What's next? You going to tell us about a copy of Windows 95 
>that you found on the wreck?
>      
>          Ted
>
>> From:          Jim Cobb <cobber@mi*.co*>
>
>> TDI is the best, huh? Well answer me a few questions. How can a diver be 
>> interested in an agency like TDI when it has:
>> 
>> 1) a fat slob director
>> 2) a deep air diving BOD
>> 3) killed one of their promoters by deep air diving in the Red Sea
>> 
>> Why I bet that if you dared to stop teaching deep air the Great Round One 
>> would have you drummed out so fast it would make your head spin.
>> 
>> BTW, the WKPP is starting up it's own agency. I was going to suggest that 
>> you join up with them, but I'm afraid that they will require that you 
>> actually dive trimix if you want to teach it...
>> 
>>    Jim
>> 
>> On 9/4/97 6:58 PM Ted Green wrote:
>> 
>> >       Jim,
>> >         In my opinion, TDI offers the best approach of the four 
>> >technical training agencies in the U.S.. I am not going to say they 
>> >are perfect, just better than the rest. If you don't agree, tell me 
>> >which one is better and why (saying they are all bad doesn't answer 
>> >the question ).
>> >         BTW, which technical agency cards do you hold? Did you take 
>> >your classes at Sears & Roebuck or Montgomery ward. In your own 
>> >opinion, you couldn't be much of a diver since you learned to dive 
>> >from one of those no good dive instroketors who was swapping c-cards 
>> >for cash. Actually, you are probably one of those cyber divers who 
>> >posts a lot and seldom gets wet.
>> >
>> >             Ted
>> 
>> 
>Ted Green (owner)                
>Tidewater Aquatics (Dive Store)  
>Salisbury Maryland USA
>TDI IT #029
>SSI MI #178
>
>The world contains but three types of people:
>            1. Those who make things happen.
>            2. Those who watch things happen.
>            3. Those who wonder what happened.




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