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Ok, stop the bullshit. T. thamnophis sirtalis is anything but rare in North America. =Art= ---------- > From: Marc Dufour <emdx@ac*.ne*> > To: techdiver@aquanaut.com > Subject: Re: haskell pump explosion > Date: Tuesday, August 05, 1997 1:22 AM > > Le 3 Aug 97 @ 8:51, NekMor@ao*.co* écrivît sur "Re: haskell pump > explosion": > > .... > > Is this the same accident where the Charter bus carrying senior > > citizens on their way to the holy land was at the same stop light when > > the explosion occured and was caught up in the blaze? As I understand > > it pieces of schrapnel were thrown through the wall of an animal > > adoption center and slaughtered several dogs a cat and a snake. Just > > as bad, it seems that when the crew from the animal rights movement > > showed up they caught a virus from the snake (some tropical thing like > > "Huboli-virus" I think) and are now suing the estates of the survivors > > of the charter bus for negligence. > > > > Anyone else heard have any details on the progress of the suit? > > Well, for one, the snake was an extremely rare specimen of > <i>Thamnophis Thamnophis Sirtalis</i>, which was the actual property > of the dean of the department of Ophidiology of Cairo University, Dr. > Muhammad Abdul Al-Mansur Kadoura (Bs, Ms, PhD), whose daughter, Aziza, > was actively engaged in a romance with the passenger occupying the > third window seat on the right of the Kässbohrer-Setra bus. > > Little did the bus driver knew that Aziza's lover was carrying in his > hand baggage a can of shaving foam that has been O2 cleaned by Mr > Lungs's brother in law (who owns Deep Airers Dive Shop, of > Bird-in-Hand, PA). The problem was that he mistakenly used some J.D. to > clean the canister, and some residue of which that was sticking to a > piece of shrapnel that went trhrough the snake cage and reacted with > the snake's cerebrospinal fluid, causing the major part of the damaged > observed after the explosion. > > In any case, Aziza was extremely shattered by her boyfriend's > shattering death, as well as his father, whose loss of his specimen > certainly meant the loss of the coveted Adamski, Evenov, Aplovich & > Blumenstein award wich is awarded semi-yearly to the most distinguished > Ophidiologist. > > As a result, the Tennessee Liquor Inspection board has been conducting > a very discrete investigation to determine the reason why the residue > of J.D. reacted so strongly with the snake's cerebrospinal fluid. It > should be noted, as a preliminary result of the investigation, that it > has been noted that a toxin produced by ebola virus-infected glial > cells does spontaneously decomposes into hydrazine compounds when > exposed to a 35.4 mhz electromagnetic field (one cannot help but notice > that Kässbohrer-Setra uses a microprocessor-controlled braking system, > whose a harmonic of the main clock frequency is precisely 35.4 mhz). > This is one of the main factors that made the investigator believe that > the pet compound was infected BY the explosion, and not vice-versa. > > Meanwhile, Abramovitch Evenov (the great grandson of the famous Eleozor > Mordecai Evenov) has announced that the award will be attributed to > Dmitri Tabitahungoo, of the university of Ulan-Bator. > > To be continued. > > - -------- Vive le Quebec Libre! (C. De Gaulle, Montreal, 1967) -------- > Pour aller au fond de l'Histoire: http://207.139.182.35/cdg18801970/ > "Quebec businessmen are convinced that federalism, as it is practiced in > Canada, is an economic failure" --- Quebec chamber of commerce report. > ~~ Last dive: Coal barge wreck, Noyan, Quebec, 10 mfw ~~ > - Marc Dufour - [\] ACUC6 31874 - TDI CD-0197 - http://www.emdx.qc.ca -- > (Yes, this is a long signature. We're no longer on Fidonet, toto) > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > Send list subscription requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send list subscription requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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