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Le 3 Aug 97 @ 8:51, NekMor@ao*.co* =E9criv=EEt sur "Re: haskell pump
explosion":
....
> Is this the same accident where the Charter bus carrying senior
> citizens on their way to the holy land was at the same stop light when
> the explosion occured and was caught up in the blaze? As I understand
> it pieces of schrapnel were thrown through the wall of an animal
> adoption center and slaughtered several dogs a cat and a snake. Just
> as bad, it seems that when the crew from the animal rights movement
> showed up they caught a virus from the snake (some tropical thing like
> "Huboli-virus" I think) and are now suing the estates of the survivors
> of the charter bus for negligence.
>
> Anyone else heard have any details on the progress of the suit?
Well, for one, the snake was an extremely rare specimen of
<i>Thamnophis Thamnophis Sirtalis</i>, which was the actual property
of the dean of the department of Ophidiology of Cairo University, Dr.
Muhammad Abdul Al-Mansur Kadoura (Bs, Ms, PhD), whose daughter, Aziza,
was actively engaged in a romance with the passenger occupying the
third window seat on the right of the K=E4ssbohrer-Setra bus.
Little did the bus driver knew that Aziza's lover was carrying in his
hand baggage a can of shaving foam that has been O2 cleaned by Mr
Lungs's brother in law (who owns Deep Airers Dive Shop, of
Bird-in-Hand, PA). The problem was that he mistakenly used some J.D. to
clean the canister, and some residue of which that was sticking to a
piece of shrapnel that went trhrough the snake cage and reacted with
the snake's cerebrospinal fluid, causing the major part of the damaged
observed after the explosion.
In any case, Aziza was extremely shattered by her boyfriend's
shattering death, as well as his father, whose loss of his specimen
certainly meant the loss of the coveted Adamski, Evenov, Aplovich &
Blumenstein award wich is awarded semi-yearly to the most distinguished
Ophidiologist.
As a result, the Tennessee Liquor Inspection board has been conducting
a very discrete investigation to determine the reason why the residue
of J.D. reacted so strongly with the snake's cerebrospinal fluid. It
should be noted, as a preliminary result of the investigation, that it
has been noted that a toxin produced by ebola virus-infected glial
cells does spontaneously decomposes into hydrazine compounds when
exposed to a 35.4 mhz electromagnetic field (one cannot help but notice
that K=E4ssbohrer-Setra uses a microprocessor-controlled braking system,
whose a harmonic of the main clock frequency is precisely 35.4 mhz).
This is one of the main factors that made the investigator believe that
the pet compound was infected BY the explosion, and not vice-versa.
Meanwhile, Abramovitch Evenov (the great grandson of the famous Eleozor
Mordecai Evenov) has announced that the award will be attributed to
Dmitri Tabitahungoo, of the university of Ulan-Bator.
To be continued.
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