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I knew it, I knew it. So you have the "smoking gun" on these guys. I dove with one of your friends from Sweeden this weekend, and he had a shell suit, and told me there are no fat slobs in Sweeden, and the water and air are a lot colder than New England, which is seriously farther south, so now I know these guys are all full of shit. Richard, OMS makes a device known as the "Slobwinder" which is a giant speedometer cable which attaches to valve knobs so that these leviathans can continue to kid themsleves and still dive. They had it at Tek last year, and had one of the most aggregious fat slobs in diving there to demonstrate it. They come with set of barbeque tongs so these guys can find their pud when they need to pull it, which appears to be all of the time. On Sun, 5 Jan 1997, rikard.lundgren@sw*.se* (Richard Lundgren) wrote: >Hi! > >Can Steve Belinda, Hank Garvin, Janet "Diesel Dyke" please stop trying >convincing us why independents would be better than manifolds. As I >recogniced your names I had to look at some videos shot by Dan Berg. > >Guys, I just cant stop laughing. I mean are you really serious? The way you >config your gear, lights, lift bags and reels, explains why you are >crawling on the bottom as crabs. Enormous twin tanks at weenie depth is a >definity proof of a superstroke. You guys sure suck on those dangling >hoses! Your SAC rates >must be astronomous. Heard of the weight watchers, I�m not kidding you got >to work on that body. Then maybe you can reach your valves and I tell you >man it can be done even in coldwater, all of us can. One of you said that >you didn�t use manifolds becouse the valves on manifolds frooze in your >cold waters, what a bull. We dive in water far colder than you and have >NEVER had a problem like that. Get with the program and start your ongoing >training to reach the valves. > >Now, please be silent and stop promoting your dangerous techniques >(independents). I hope none of you fellow readers has been fooled into the >use of independents, evidently it will hurt you. > >By the way, are you sure that your huge snorkels are oxygen clean? > >Can't stop laughing... > >Richard Lundgren >BSTD Explorer. IANTD. NSS-CDS. NACD >(http://www.dykutbildarna-vvik.se/) > > > >-- >Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. >Send subscription/archive requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > > George M. Irvine III DIR WKPP Woodville Karst Plain Project 1400 SE 11 ST Ft Lauderdale, FL 33316 954-493-6655 FAX 6698 Email gmiiii@in*.co*
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