Oh my gosh, what a threat! How on earth will I ever protect myself from such an insidious computer infection. Wait...... I know..... I'll just close my eyes an think real hard, and my good karma will vanquish this plague from our world. <thinking> There, I am done. You no longer have to worry, I have eliminated this virus from all computers all over the world. I have even done this for computers that are turned off. Everyone who had this virus please send $3.50 in Canadian currency to me for this service. Proceeds will be donated to the: "Society For the Cure of I Believe Everything I Read Syndrome" ttfn David Pearson In message "VIRUS ALERT", you write: > >> Subject: **********VIRUS ALERT********** > >> > >> ((( PLEASE, FORWARD THIS NOTE TO YOUR COLLEAGUES!!!!! ))) > >> > >> Dearest friends and colleagues, > >> > >> Received this warning from a friend - BEWARE! Please read on..... > >> > >> **********VIRUS ALERT********** > >> > >> > >> VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION, PLEASE > >> READ!!!!!!!! > >> > >> There is a computer virus that is being sent across the Internet. > >> > >> IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL MESSAGE WITH THE SUBJECT > >> LINE > >> "DEEYENDA" , DO NOT READ THE MESSAGE , DELETE IT > >> IMMEDIATELY !!!! <snip>
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