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David this could be a better one for the Newsletter? Three Mixed Gas divers, all three qualified from a different agency are sitting around a BBQ on a lonesome deserted beach, each with the bravado for which TEK divers are famous. A night of tall tales begins. The first says, "I must be the meanest, toughest TEK diver there is. Why, just the other day, I was down at 95 metres and I lost all my bottom mix. I turned around and found that I was alone. No time to piss around, I put in my 50% and swam like shit to my 1st deco stop. I then ran out of 50% and put in my 100% @ 21m and finished of all of my stops." The second can't stand to be bested. "Why that's nothing. I was on the Doria only a couple of weeks ago and while I was rummaging around the duty free shop, my hoses got severed and I lost all my gas. I had to hold my breath and swim along the passages until I found a couple of air pockets out of which I took 3 long, life fulfilling breaths and popped out of the wreck at 59m. I sucked the gas out of my wings during the ascent until I got to the deco trapeze where I switched over to a spare tank. I was treated on an extended table 62 but I'm still here today goddamnit ." The third TEK diver remained silent, slowly stirring the BBQ coals with his penis. PM
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