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>My condolences to you.... I have just been informed by a reliable medical >source on the list that you are suffering from the dreaded syndrome found in >divers who ingest dicktestular seamanosis at deep depths. This along with a >gene pool disorder in your family.... has brought the medical world to >scratch its head in disbelief that you have survived longer than the alloted >timeframe for this rare and progressive disease..... > >I am sorry I made fun of your lesions and pus infested organs.... that was >cruel of me to infer how slimey you had become.... I did not know you were so >sick and that it had affected your thought processes and physical attributes. > When I saw your writing and saw you shaking I just thought you were a >spazztic naturally.... who would ever have known such a disease could corrupt >a once intelligent ....virile and somewhat nerdy looking guy as yourself.... >please accept my heart felt sympathy .... your poor wife must be looking for >the policy........ I mean the peace of mind ....to deal with all you both are >going thru. After consulting my team of doctors, I found out that it is safe and possibly beneficial to do you up the ruddy bunghole. So you wont loose me as a customer after all! >I would like to take a moment here to ask all the divers to pool together >their pocket change to take up a collection for you ....so that you could get >the treatment you need at such an advanced stage..... I for one would be >willing to match the total amount received. AND WHO SAID "That divers dont >stick together and help each other out!" So far the Pinky Memorial Dripping Cock Fund has reached $9234.48. Thanks fellow divers, your generosity is overwhelming! Which means that you, rinky-dinky, owe me some buckaroos. But, if you like, you can just credit me for our future sessions, lets see, you charge $20 for "around the world", so that means that the next 461.7 sessions are "on the house" so to speak. What a darling you are! Wait a minute, you charge only $10 for a "back door" session, right?, so that comes to 923 sessions! Wow!, I'm set for the next two years! Jim
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