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Dear Jim Cobb,

My condolences to you.... I have just been informed by a reliable medical
source on the list that you are suffering from the dreaded syndrome found in
divers who ingest dicktestular seamanosis at deep depths.  This along with a
gene pool disorder in your family.... has brought the medical world to
scratch its head in disbelief that you have survived longer than the alloted
timeframe for this rare and progressive disease.....  

I am sorry I made fun of your lesions and pus infested organs.... that was
cruel of me to infer how slimey you had become.... I did not know you were so
sick and that it had affected your thought processes and physical attributes.
  When I saw your writing and saw you shaking I just thought you were a
spazztic naturally.... who would ever have known such a disease could corrupt
a once intelligent ....virile and somewhat nerdy looking guy as yourself....
please accept my heart felt sympathy .... your poor wife must be looking for
the policy........ I mean the peace of mind ....to deal with all you both are
going thru.  

I would like to take a moment here to ask all the divers to pool together
their pocket change to take up a collection for you ....so that you could get
the treatment you need  at such an advanced stage..... I for one would be
willing to match the total amount received.   AND WHO SAID  "That divers dont
stick together and help each other out!"   

Please keep us posted on your prognosis and its next stage of
development....which I was told is the body liquification phase.... Yuk!
 that doesnt sound like you'll be up to writing.... so send a vile and we
will know by that.   

Regards,

Your friend Pinks

p.s.  Mitch stop annoying him.... hes about to turn into a puddle!  

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