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Date: Mon, 28 Oct 1996 08:19:50 -1000 (HST)
From: Richard Pyle <deepreef@bi*.bi*.ha*.or*>
To: Jim Cobb <cobber@mi*.co*>
Cc: Tech Diver <techdiver@terra.net>
Subject: Re: Am I a stroke?

Ernest,

> HEAL! HEAL! Heal thyself of thy sinful strokish ways, my son. REPENT! 
> Repent before the bottomless cesspool of stokism reachith up and grabbith 
> thou by thy holy vestibules and draggth thou down, DOWN to the hellish 
> pits of strokish desire!
> For thou are in the house of George, and George shall SMITE those who 
> profess to be followers of the evil Stroke! George shall RENDER those who 
> divith with dual-bladders, bondeth with the evil rubbbbber tuuubing.
> 
> I call upon the mighty HOGARTH to cleanse you, Richard, CLEANSE you of 
> your hairy-palmed habits. RID you of the EVIL short hose, STRIP you of 
> the wicked silicon devices and CLAD you in the Holy Drysuit of THE ONLY 
> WAY!


I've never been much of a fan of organized religeon (hey, by the way, did
anyone catch that bit that the Pope now recognizes evolution? There's hope
yet).  Wasn't it Billy Joel who said "I'd rather laugh with the sinners
than cry with the saints/The sinners are much more fun/Only the good die
young." Well, I wanna have fun and I don't wanna die young, sooooo.... 


Rich


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