So far I've stuck a bug up the butt of several nationalities on Teck Diver and the results are in: The statement- You (your nationality) are a bunch of short-hose sucking, puppy-buggering, slope-headed bastards. The answers- Brits- "There, there, old chap, you must have got out the wrong side of the bed this morn" Ozzies- "Right, but we're the BEST short-hose sucking, puppy-buggering, slope-headed bastards IN THE WORLD!" Kanucks- "I kill you, put up your dukes, mooommmmyyyy, Quebec Forever!, Whaaaaaa! I've never been so INSULTED in all my life, huff, puff, etc." So the next time you are going out on an extended dive trip, it would behove you to do a nationality check so that you know what you are in for... Jim
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