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Marc Dufour <emdx@ac*.ne*> wrote: > HeyyDude writes: >... >> The women swarm you, and give you banana daquiri's. You vow to call >> Dick King on the satellite phone and have him ship you a new 1st >> stage, just as soon as Monique stops nibbling on your ear... > >Why Monique? Why not Ludmilla????? Well, if you really really insist... You're at 130', rhythmically inflating and deflating your counterlung, marvelling at the beauty of the tropical reef and how all is well with the world, when all of a sudden a scrubber-eating fish that Rich hasn't even gotten around to cataloguing yet chews a hole in your counterlung, turns left at the pipe fitting, and starts chowing down on your Sofnolime. This of course isn't a problem, because Farb told you exactly what to do in this situation, so you unclamp your offboard diluent bottle and breathe straight off the valve as you head upwards. You decide to maybe do a deco stop at a higher ppO2 (George told you you didn't have to do any deco, but he doesn't do 'breathers, so you're gonna deco anyway). In order to get the right mix, you grab your offboard O2 bottle and take alternate breaths off its valve and the diluent bottle's. You climb back aboard, and Ludmilla is so overjoyed at your safe return that she leaps onto you, breaking every bone in your body. Well, you asked. -- Anthony DeBoer http://www.onramp.ca/~adb/ adb@he*.re*.or* (here) adb@ge*.co* (work) #include "std.disclaimer"
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