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Date: Thu, 10 Oct 1996 18:08:22 -0800
To: techdiver@terra.net
From: heyydude@pi*.co* (Kevin W. Juergensen)
Subject: Rebreather Safety

Tony,

You said:

>>Please explain. What options do you have with your unit? (in the event of
>>various failures)

Hokay, here it goes, one more time....

You are at 130' - diving open circuit.  Your first stage blows, all your
gas is now in the water.  What do you do?  You are in Fiji, clear water,
warm water, nice buddy with you, who happens to be 50' away photographing
one of Pyles counterlung eating fish.  You've been down a while, and only
had 1200 psi left in your tank - enough for the 5 minutes of deco you
needed, as well as your safety stop before exiting the water.  You don't
have a pony, because this is just a little recreational dive on a reef with
a live boat.  You also don't have a SpareAir because McKenney told you you
looked like a girl wearing it.

Well, the answer is simple - you bail to the surface - get to the boat,
maybe breathe some O2 for a while, or if you are bold, grab another tank,
and do in water recompression.  Maybe you get bent, maybe you don't. The
old lady bitches you out for not using her brothers spare-air.  You kick
McKenney just before you pass out...

Now, you're wearing a CCR-155.  Not only do you look cool underwater, but
the women all want you on the boat.  In fact, they've thrown your wife
overboard while you were making your dive.  Lots of fun awaits you when you
emerge from the abyss looking like a cross between James Bond and a Navy
Seal.

But your first stage on your O2 bottle just blew.  All your O2 rushes into
the sea.  Bummer.

Well, you've still got a counterlung full of gas at 1.2 ATA of O2, so you
can sit there for a second and think to yourself "Damn.  That O2 isn't
cheap. I'll have to steal some more from McKenney.."

You begin your leisurely ascent, stopping briefly to rip the mask off of
your buddy because he's just an open circuit weenie anyway...  As you
ascend, your ppO2 will be dropping, but that's no biggie, you've got a full
sphere of Diluent, which you can add manually as you need it to refresh
your loop, and breathe down the mimimal amount of nitrogen you have built
up.  You have no real deco time, so you do a safety stop just to make sure
you are flushed, and get back on the boat.

The women swarm you, and give you banana daquiri's.  You vow to call Dick
King on the satellite phone and have him ship you a new 1st stage, just as
soon as Monique stops nibbling on your ear...

Second scenario - Your Diluent 1st stage just blew.  Bummer.  Now, you do
the same thing, except the unit automatically adds O2 to the loop to
maintain your setpoint.  Maybe you swim over and pull your buddy's shorts
down to his ankles this time.  Let that moray eel that's hiding under the
rock where he is floating have a good look at today's lunch...

You get back on the boat, the women have cooked you a pile of shrimp.  They
feed it to you, as Monique oils down your body.

Third scenario:  Electonics failure.  Bummer.  Gotta fly this dude manually.

You take a look at your secondary display, and add O2 manually as you need
it.  Maybe you don't even abort your dive.  Maybe you slip on over, pull
your buddy's mask off AND turn off his air, just to watch his face.  It
makes you laugh.

You get back on the boat.  The women have decided to surprise you by being
naked on the deck.  You smile.  You know you are cool.

Fourth scenario:  Electronics failure, AND you blow BOTH first stages.
Bummer.  Gotta fly manual, and leave the water.

Only reason you gotta leave the water is because only the ghost of your now
dead wife could cause both those things to happen at once.  She wants your
ass. Bad.

Luckily ghosts aint too smart.  They forget that you've got a whole
lung/counterlung/scrubber full of oxygen rich gas.  Since you did your
training and learned just how long you have to go before that mix becomes
hypoxic, and you've got your secondary to tell you when you are in danger,
you swim over to your buddy, tie his leg to the reef, and cut his hose.
After all, he IS Monique's fiancee, and you want her bad.

You ascend, waving good-bye to your buddy, do a safety stop, and get back
on the boat.  Monique is very happy.  She feeds you grapes.  You impress
the women with how close you came to death.  They hang on your every word,
then give you a full body massage.  McKenney questions the truthfullness of
your story, the women throw him overboard too.  Life is good.

As the sun sets, and you sit on the sun deck smoking the Cuban cigar that
Monique has lit for you, you reflect on the days events, and thank your
lucky stars that you had the sense to become... "Rebreather Man..."

I hope you now see the wisdom in buying a rebreather.

Kevin
HeyyDude


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